Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 03, 2008 7:53:33 am PDT #9187 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Would that the rest of the world (coughUNDERGRADUATEScough) could follow the code of the NYers.


bon bon - Apr 03, 2008 7:53:45 am PDT #9188 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Commuters who stand right in the subway door, I am looking at you as well.

Yeah, I probably should have said I will do it to most people in the way, but if you live here and you're still in the way, maybe it's because you're the kind of person who will push back. So I'm slightly more wary.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2008 7:56:19 am PDT #9189 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

On the whole NY/Boston thing, I've never been able to figure out why in NY I never seem to have to do the whole bob&weave thing to get past my fellow pedestrians that drives to absolute bugfuck distraction here in Boston. The coming head-on dance thing is bad enough, but the worst is that when you're approaching people from behind to pass them in Boston, they seem to sense it and veer INTO your path. Has everyone just absorbed the way the drivers here cut everyone off into how they walk?

I've never been in NY long enough to figure it out why this doesn't happen there, but it is crazy making.


bon bon - Apr 03, 2008 7:56:56 am PDT #9190 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

3. Everyone gets inexplicably yelled at by cabdrivers, homeless people, and Duane Reade employees, so don't let that bother you.


Glamcookie - Apr 03, 2008 7:57:03 am PDT #9191 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

And yet, still better drivers than in California. By far.

That may be, but we generally are good about pedestrians.


Allyson - Apr 03, 2008 7:57:04 am PDT #9192 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Or collect right in front of the entrance to the subway.

Southern Californians do this at elevators. Like, nose to the door. And then are shocked and amazed when they're mowed down by people exiting the elevator. Makes me nuts.

Let people that are inside get out, THEN enter the elevator. Sheesh.


msbelle - Apr 03, 2008 7:57:55 am PDT #9193 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think I figured out why I am so damn crabby today. I am in more than normal pain, stupid shoulders. I just had a sharp ping when I turned around and was like "OH, right, those hurt, quite a lot, maybe that is why I want to picka fight with everyone." Dear fibro, fuck off.


Ginger - Apr 03, 2008 7:58:11 am PDT #9194 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

People have always been helpful to me in New York. More than once, I've had a New Yorker go out of his way to get me headed in the right direction, muttering about tourists all the way. I fear that in the South, people can be more polite but less helpful.

I put Boston as the scariest place to drive for non-natives. People will pass you on the right in your same lane. Drivers sit at lights with one foot on the break and one foot on the accelerator.

Atlanta drivers most noted bad trait is the complete inability to merge. Going to the end of an on ramp and then stopping Does Not Work.


Glamcookie - Apr 03, 2008 8:00:15 am PDT #9195 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Let people that are inside get out, THEN enter the elevator.
WORD

I put Boston as the scariest place to drive for non-natives.
Totally. Crazy difficult to navigate.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2008 8:00:24 am PDT #9196 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Let people that are inside get out, THEN enter

Doesn't this make sense as a general rule, no matter where you are? I mean, really.

3. Everyone gets inexplicably yelled at by cabdrivers, homeless people, and Duane Reade employees, so don't let that bother you.

True fact.