Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2008 5:44:51 pm PDT #8089 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Man, I loved Sassy. *Before* Jane left, it should go without saying.

But the magazine I miss most of all is the dear, departed Mode. No other magazine for plus-size women who want actual fashion instead of muumuus comes close.

t edit This cover, more than anything I can think of, exemplifies MODE in its glory days: [link]


Amy - Mar 28, 2008 5:48:09 pm PDT #8090 of 10001
Because books.

Man, I loved Sassy. *Before* Jane left, it should go without saying.

Oh, YES.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2008 5:48:45 pm PDT #8091 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Budget Living sounds cool. Is it anything like Real Simple? I almost fell for that magazine.

Window box flowers/herb gardens for apartment living.

You can get that upside down tomato one. You know what else you should have? Infomercial/product of the week--you know the sort of product. Nothing normal like air fresheners, but instead something like Shamwow! where it's like they're selling you a whole new technology that you just can't continue to live without.


Jesse - Mar 28, 2008 5:49:34 pm PDT #8092 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Real Simple is infuriating. Budget Living was cool.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2008 5:50:51 pm PDT #8093 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Real Simple is infuriating.

Tell me more.


Jesse - Mar 28, 2008 5:53:51 pm PDT #8094 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I've only looked at a couple issues, but it seems like all "buy this $300 cardboard box, and your crap will be transformed!" and "how to prepare for your trip to Nice this year: step one, fly first class."


Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2008 5:56:34 pm PDT #8095 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

"how to prepare for your trip to Nice this year: step one, fly first class."

Well, doy.


Amy - Mar 28, 2008 5:56:43 pm PDT #8096 of 10001
Because books.

I like Real Simple because it's so clean. Really spare design, easy on the eyes, and good recipes. Also, organization porn! If you're into that.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2008 6:12:38 pm PDT #8097 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Really spare design, easy on the eyes

Oh god, I *hate* Real Simple's design. Their random-ass use of negative space makes me want to roll the magazine up and use it to beat the crap out of their layout department. It's friggin' unreadable.


ChiKat - Mar 28, 2008 6:21:10 pm PDT #8098 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

But the magazine I miss most of all is the dear, departed Mode.

I loved that magazine. I miss it.