Christ, again? Didn't that happen last week?

You see, Frank, despite the fact that I am not a morning person and often exacerbate that condition by not getting enough sleep and occasionally being hungover from shenanigans the night before, there are very good reasons why I want to destroy the world as often as I do.

Right after I destroy the person who keeps trying to fax shit to my phone every five minutes.

Can you forward the call to the fax machine, find out who is faxing then call them and YELL?

Dana, I'm sorry. I am that person. They've harnassed that dubious talent at work by making me do the final pass before release.

I don't have high hopes for the rest of today. I'd already eaten my lunch by 11:15 because I was starving. That's not a good sign.

OTOH, at least it is friday. I can go home in a few hours and just pretend next week isn't happening. It could either go really right or terribly horribly wretchedly wrong.

I think I have ringworm - EW.

In celebration of today's sucky day, I am going to go out and buy food that is bad for me for lunch. Suggestions? Should be a place that is easily accessible and contains some kind of dessert option.

Can you forward the call to the fax machine, find out who is faxing then call them and YELL?

No, no, no. You want find out who is faxing first so that you can forward the call to their phone.

I thought about going out for food, but I really want to eat the broccoli tofu stir fry I brought with me. Maybe later this afternoon, I'll go shoe shopping and get some french fries.

Dana, do you have Applebee's? I'm conceptually obsessed with their three-course lunch deal. (Note: I still have never eaten there.)

I think I have ringworm - EW

Ew.

I thought about going for food too, but now I really want to eat shrift's broccoli tofu stir-fry.

Oddly enough, there's an Applebee's right down the road. I usually don't take the time to have a full-on lunch, though. But this calls for checking their website.