We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Mar 27, 2008 1:56:06 pm PDT #7784 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

pssst Allyson: [link] (expensive paint can be matched exactly by teh crafty folks at home depot... plus, the wheel is fun to play with)

eta: and from what I can tell - no poop colors in sight.


bon bon - Mar 27, 2008 1:56:26 pm PDT #7785 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This gets quoted so often in our household:

Goodman : And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.
Marge : This is so humiliating.
Homer : Garbage in garbage can...hmm, makes sense.

that the comment "makes sense" has been replaced with "G.I.G.C."


Atropa - Mar 27, 2008 1:57:05 pm PDT #7786 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What colors do the non-autumn people paint?

Dark red?

Some of us want to paint wide black & white stripes, but have been repeatedly told "NO. THE HOUSE DOES NOT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE TIM BURTON ART-DIRECTED IT".

Happy birthday to Grace and Noah!


Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2008 1:57:28 pm PDT #7787 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hee, bon!


-t - Mar 27, 2008 2:05:12 pm PDT #7788 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I would actually say "waste basket" more often than "trash can" for receptacles of thrown away stuff that are not in the kitchen.


JZ - Mar 27, 2008 2:18:41 pm PDT #7789 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

"NO. THE HOUSE DOES NOT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE TIM BURTON ART-DIRECTED IT".

What? That's crazy talk!


Allyson - Mar 27, 2008 2:20:47 pm PDT #7790 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously. Kristen and I are painting one of the walls with satin black and cream thick stripes, then doing a chair rail with cream on top. I'm keeping to the red velvet/wrought iron furniture and accessories.

It's totally Tim Burton.


dcp - Mar 27, 2008 2:22:15 pm PDT #7791 of 10001
I have grown older, but not up.

Some of us want to paint wide black & white stripes,

Telephone-Black and White-White?

From Flanders & Swann's "Design for Living"


Atropa - Mar 27, 2008 2:22:22 pm PDT #7792 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What? That's crazy talk!

That's what I say. But I think his resistance to the idea is more about moving the furniture and doing the painting rather than the actual stripy walls.

Kristen and I are painting one of the walls with satin black and cream thick stripes, then doing a chair rail with cream on top. I'm keeping to the red velvet/wrought iron furniture and accessories.

Ooooh, pretty.


Kat - Mar 27, 2008 2:23:14 pm PDT #7793 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jilli, I bought a Nightmare Before Christmas onesie for Noah at the sale today. He'd match your coveted walls. Except the stripes were going the wrong way.