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tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 11:41:52 am PDT #7188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

it's just that my dollar value has been low, and that's why they haven't asked for anything beyond swiping it.

Yeah, there's a certain cutoff, below which they don't need to have you sign. I think around $8, but I'm not sure.


Dana - Mar 25, 2008 11:43:00 am PDT #7189 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

At Walgreen's, they don't make you sign if it's under $20, at least. Maybe $25.


javachik - Mar 25, 2008 11:44:07 am PDT #7190 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I think with Starbucks (and some other place I visited recently), they don't need you to sign for anything under $20 or $25.


Scrappy - Mar 25, 2008 11:46:42 am PDT #7191 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I was lazy about changing the name on my credit card after I got married, and for about 9 months, my CC did not match my driver's license. Cashiers regularly asked to see my license and compared the two, but no one ever mentioned that the names were totally different. My signature is pretty much the same illegible scrawl, so I guess that's all they were looking at.


lisah - Mar 25, 2008 11:47:24 am PDT #7192 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

At Whole Foods you don't have to sign if it's under $50.


Maria - Mar 25, 2008 11:49:43 am PDT #7193 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Fuckers won't peel right.

Ooh, I hate that. Bananas are supposed to be easy.

I am so looking forward to going home and ... mopping my kitchen for a second time today. And moving the fridge to mop under there. And possibly mop the cabinets.

But it's not work. The floors and cabinets will not require reports or troubleshooting or conversation that leads to anxiety.

t /trying to help put a positive spin on things

I'm sure (or at least am hoping) that it's just that my dollar value has been low, and that's why they haven't asked for anything beyond swiping it.

Yep. Some places have a ten dollar and under threshold where no signature is required, and other places it's twenty-five dollars or less. It all depends what the merchant is comfortable with. At the restaurant, we require a signature for all purchases. It makes life easier when dealing with the liquor control board.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 25, 2008 11:52:57 am PDT #7194 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My boss gave me his credit card to buy some stuff once. No one seemed to notice I wasn't Louis.

At my place of employment we have Corporate P-cards. Which are only issued to one person per department, usually the accountant. Who never actually has to buy anything, so we are always signing out her p-card to make purchases. Another example of how safe and secure our procedures are.


meara - Mar 25, 2008 11:57:07 am PDT #7195 of 10001

Good grief, Sophia. That's so crazy!!!

I dislike when they don't require signature. It just seems shady. The only place I appreciate it is the gas station. Though this is less of an issue for me with the credit card--but this is why I DON"T like that I could use my ATM card as a credit card. Debit is fine, but when I dont' have to sign and it comes right out of my bank account? NOT ON.


Kathy A - Mar 25, 2008 12:00:47 pm PDT #7196 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

At my B&N (and probably at all of them), the cafe doesn't make you sign if your purchase is under a certain amount (I think it's $10 or $20), but at the music and main registers, we make you sign for everything.


beekaytee - Mar 25, 2008 12:01:19 pm PDT #7197 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I dislike when they don't require signature.

Seriously. I WANT to sign.

Of course, I don't have kids or other people who might wing off to Starbucks to grab a snack, so I can see the convenience but...

I'm really, really turning my financial ship around by paying super-laser focused attention to every little detail...which is a 180 from my lalala it will all be okay stance of the last few years (ok, I confess, my whole life).

So now I'm all ocd about the bank statement and keeping a check register. I am balancing my checkbook for the very first time. And those cc receipts? Key to keeping the system going.