You know, I just realized that in my whole life I've spent very little time with male dogs....
Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 9:50:04 am PDT #5943 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Mar 19, 2008 9:51:04 am PDT #5944 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Where did I specify male?
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 9:51:55 am PDT #5945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Female dogs do the Humpty at the same rate male dogs do?
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 9:53:53 am PDT #5946 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have not been seeing the female dogs do the Humpty like the males.
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2008 9:55:09 am PDT #5947 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Much ~ma to Scrappy and family.
amych - Mar 19, 2008 9:59:37 am PDT #5948 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Not all, but some do so quite enthusiastically. It's really not a gender-specific thing.
(One of the constants from my way too many years hanging around various dog newsgroups was "Oh my god, we just got a little girl puppy and she wan'ts (sic) to make whoopee with our other dog and my husband says that means she's a lesbian???")
Sophia Brooks - Mar 19, 2008 10:01:44 am PDT #5949 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
to make whoopee
I have never heard anyone use this outside The Newlywed Game! It makes me laugh.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:04:02 am PDT #5950 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We had a very demure bitch, and I can't imagine her ever doing such a thing. The freakout and the "ooh! gross!" factor wouldn't have been there with her anyway, since there's no comparable requirement to recoil from specific and enthusiastic body parts.
Ah, dogs. Suddenly I don't remember why I prefer them to cats.
Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 10:04:37 am PDT #5951 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Miss Dallas deffinately likes the humpty. I don't have a boy around to compare her too though.
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2008 10:04:42 am PDT #5952 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
There's an old song called "Making Whoopee." Though it's about something closer to partying than sex.