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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2008 6:59:17 am PDT #5426 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

People with blindsight can't tell you what object you're holding in your hands, but if you throw it at them, they'll duck.

Which is cool, in a weird way. I mean, if you're not the person who has this affliction, it's interesting how the brain works.

There's some sort of disorder (I forget what) where you don't see moving objects as being in motion; rather, it's as if you see a series of stills. So if a train is pulling into a station, you see the train near the station, but not moving, then you see it a bit closer, but still not moving, etc.


amych - Mar 17, 2008 7:01:11 am PDT #5427 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

All true and interesting, but I'm not sure it's relevant -- since what we're talking about is government recognition, I'm much more concerned with , say, do the visions of dancing hamsters prevent holding a job? or driving? and if people with that class of brain injuries can't be classified as blind, are there benefits they should be getting but are denied?

(For that matter, legal blindness isn't blindness at all, and has never been -- it's having vision on a level that keeps you from doing certain things. It's basically a functional definition, but only available for people with a certain neurological starting point?)


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 7:01:22 am PDT #5428 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There's some sort of disorder (I forget what) where you don't see moving objects as being in motion; rather, it's as if you see a series of stills. So if a train is pulling into a station, you see the train near the station, but not moving, then you see it a bit closer, but still not moving, etc.

Wow, the weeping angels would have even more of an advantage then.


amych - Mar 17, 2008 7:02:16 am PDT #5429 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wow, the weeping angels would have even more of an advantage then.

I was just thinking that it sounded like living in Blink-land. Eeee.


Jesse - Mar 17, 2008 7:04:39 am PDT #5430 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

since what we're talking about is government recognition

Tangentially, and maybe I mentioned it here already, but my grandmother only recently got classified as really actually legally blind, even though she hasn't been able to drive for years, and was getting some government services for that -- apparently she wasn't getting the full array of stuff she could have been getting all these years! So now she has a talking clock and phone and other stuff.


bon bon - Mar 17, 2008 7:05:13 am PDT #5431 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

(For that matter, legal blindness isn't blindness at all, and has never been -- it's having vision on a level that keeps you from doing certain things.

Yeah, for all the brouhaha about David Paterson being a blind governor, he was all about seeing blood run in the streets this weekend.


brenda m - Mar 17, 2008 7:05:27 am PDT #5432 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The government also won't recognize any disability that resulted from the commission of a felony or the ensuing prison term.

Ugh. The first is simply cruel. The second - given our disgusting attitude towards the safety of prisoners, it goes way beyond that. Sometimes I hate this country.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2008 7:08:09 am PDT #5433 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wow, the weeping angels would have even more of an advantage then.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(Don't mind me, I'll just be curled up under my desk with my eyes WIDE OPEN for the next few hours.)


Emily - Mar 17, 2008 7:09:17 am PDT #5434 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

amych expresses what I was thinking -- certainly there are different varieties and sortings, but if we're talking about government definitions, I'm not sure why people whose eyes work poorly are entitled to a deduction that people whose brains work poorly on the information their eyes give them are not.

If that makes sense. Whew!

Also, shame on me for not providing a link. Sorry. Explainer article.


Jesse - Mar 17, 2008 7:16:30 am PDT #5435 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not sure why people whose eyes work poorly are entitled to a deduction that people whose brains work poorly on the information their eyes give them are not.

It does seem ridiculous, since you really do need the whole system working right.