No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Mar 16, 2008 7:43:03 am PDT #5282 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Did you get new ideas for yummy cocktails, sumi?


sumi - Mar 16, 2008 7:52:18 am PDT #5283 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Uh, she talked about something cocktail related but I was busy online and ignoring her.

(Now Paula Deen is making Easter treats. . . which makes MUCH more sense than Sandra Lee's Maypole stuff. Do people in the US really celebrate May Day with a Maypole?)


amych - Mar 16, 2008 8:08:56 am PDT #5284 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Do people in the US really celebrate May Day with a Maypole?

I think the real question is, is there a flavor of Kool-Aid that Sandra Lee hasn't turned into a drink ending with -tini yet? As long as unused flavors remain, we celebrate everything.


flea - Mar 16, 2008 8:21:26 am PDT #5285 of 10001
information libertarian

My college celebrates May Day with a Maypole! And a champagne and strawberry breakfast. And the President of the college riding on a horse, and everyone in white dresses, and spending all day drunk, and a "Mayhole" celebration to combat the phallocentrism of the Maypole, and...

Good times.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2008 8:24:01 am PDT #5286 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and a "Mayhole" celebration to combat the phallocentrism of the Maypole

Heh.


Jesse - Mar 16, 2008 8:54:59 am PDT #5287 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just realized how late it is and how much of a madhouse TJs is likely to be, just the excuse I was looking for not to leave the house.


Polter-Cow - Mar 16, 2008 9:14:14 am PDT #5288 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, Trader Joe's is crazy on Sundays.


Consuela - Mar 16, 2008 9:15:33 am PDT #5289 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Indeed. I try to go on my Fridays off, which works out pretty well.

Man, I'm freezing. Why am I so cold?


beth b - Mar 16, 2008 11:02:15 am PDT #5290 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the wind has a bite today, 'Suela. It is one of those colder than it looks days


Laga - Mar 16, 2008 11:04:21 am PDT #5291 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I know of a local girls school where some mysterious benefactor decorates the maypole in the middle of the night every year.

ion... I can't stop playing word sandwich!

oh man, it just toally screwed me over on a fake word. wtf gliss?