Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Mar 14, 2008 11:22:52 am PDT #5064 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Actual part of an announcement email sent at work "While we know we have a few experienced drinkers around here" and to that, I raise my pineapple rum.

I raise my beer. The beer I have IN MY HAND AT MY DESK RIGHT NOW. For the second Friday in a row.


Miracleman - Mar 14, 2008 11:23:31 am PDT #5065 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I raise my beer. The beer I have IN MY HAND AT MY DESK RIGHT NOW. For the second Friday in a row.

Oh, fuck you.

I have pizza and ibuprofen. Let's trade.


Tom Scola - Mar 14, 2008 11:23:45 am PDT #5066 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Hooray beer!


Burrell - Mar 14, 2008 11:25:59 am PDT #5067 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Susan, you are totally allowed to cut out on some of the kid stuff, without flagellating yourself for being a bad mommy. Sometimes DH has to work while I take the kids to a birthday party or a playdate, sometimes I'm the one who stays home and works while DH takes the kids to his mother's or to the park.


Aims - Mar 14, 2008 11:27:01 am PDT #5068 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, fuck you.

Hey! No need to be nasty.


Emily - Mar 14, 2008 11:27:41 am PDT #5069 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Don't forget Mar-SAILS (for Marseilles).

You have a Marseilles? Indiana has a Versailles! Pronounced to rhyme with yours.


lisah - Mar 14, 2008 11:29:26 am PDT #5070 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Don't forget Mar-SAILS (for Marseilles). And of course, there's the street name mangling (Goethe isn't "GER-ta", it's "GO-thee").

I know I've mentioned before that I work on Thames pronounced Thaymes (with the dipthong).


Daisy Jane - Mar 14, 2008 11:29:57 am PDT #5071 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm trying to figure out how soon I can get out of here without anyone noticing. It's really f'ing beautiful outside, and I need to be home to make gumbo for tomorrow.

juliana, I'll mention that to him when I bring it up too!


Jesse - Mar 14, 2008 11:30:16 am PDT #5072 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG you guys, I have gotten so much done today, but yet? Not everything. Bah! I'm still supposed to call some lady I don't like (even calling her "lady" is an overstatement -- she should get "girl") and I just don't want to.


Steph L. - Mar 14, 2008 11:31:19 am PDT #5073 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Indiana has a Versailles! Pronounced to rhyme with yours.

So does Ohio. And Versailles, Ohio's annual summer festival is Poultry Days, which features a beauty pageant whose winner is crowned (I shit you not) Miss Chick.