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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 14, 2008 5:53:01 am PDT #4931 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I remember one day last year when I woke up alert and refreshed and instantly realized a power outage must have shut off my alarm and made me oversleep by several hours.


bon bon - Mar 14, 2008 5:55:00 am PDT #4932 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It works better for deep sleepers/slow wakers like me. The first alarm isn't enough to actually get you fully awake, but the noise and hitting the snooze button pulls you far enough out of sleep that the next alarm can wake you up for real.

Yeah, this. Sleep bon and awake bon are two different people. Sleep bon is pretty much a craven addict that bargains away exercise, coffee, showering, hair brushing, and being on time for work for more sleep.


shrift - Mar 14, 2008 5:57:45 am PDT #4933 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ow, wow. If I could harness my overdeveloped guilt complex to get myself out of bed the moment my alarm went off and to get more exercise, I could rule the world.


hippocampus - Mar 14, 2008 5:57:58 am PDT #4934 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

There should be a snooze alarm that hits me back after I hit it twice.

bwah. true!


msbelle - Mar 14, 2008 5:58:51 am PDT #4935 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sleep bon and awake bon are two different people. Sleep bon is pretty much a craven addict that bargains away exercise, coffee, showering, hair brushing, and being on time for work for more sleep.

so much this I can't even express it.


Vortex - Mar 14, 2008 6:04:57 am PDT #4936 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

One of those song chart things got me thinking about "Birdhouse in Your Soul."

ahhh! Earworm!!!


Emily - Mar 14, 2008 6:05:54 am PDT #4937 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

There was some comedian I was watching who talked about his sleep self, and how he would try to get up for work but this guy would say, "Sure, you could go to work, or you could go skiing, but your skis are made of french toast!" And he would say, "Awesome! That's much more fun!"


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 14, 2008 6:08:12 am PDT #4938 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Mike Birbiglia!


msbelle - Mar 14, 2008 6:12:05 am PDT #4939 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

basically sleep is just the extremest example of how I am inertia's bitch. It's so comfortable and easier to just stay in bed.

- see also: in front of tv, at desk at work, online

mac often has a hard time transitioning from one thing to another, especially if he does not know the schedule beforehand or if a schedule changes. I feel for him, because at my core, I am the same - it just gets buried deeper as I have less and less choice.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2008 6:12:08 am PDT #4940 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wake up to the radio - listen to NPR and they keep reminding me of the time.

This is actually why I moved my alarm time earlier, because now I wake up to the Marketplace Morning Report (10 minutes before 7), and generally notice the switch to regular morning edition. I am sometimes able to sleep through 30-40 minutes of news.

Weirdly, this morning I woke up right when the alarm went off, even though I had moved it off the station in changing the time last night. So the radio playing really faint half spanish news, half english news woke me up.