F Stewart
C Conan
M Colbert
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
FCM: John Oliver, Jason Jones, Aasif Mandvi
F&M John Oliver, C both the others at anyone who tried to pry him from my grasping grasp
Just because he buys you dinner does not mean you "owe him" sex!!
If you're unemployed long enough, you start to consider making out with the guy who gives you an extra shot in your latte for free a good idea.
M: Aasif, F: John, while JZ isn't looking, C: other guy
FCM: John Oliver, Jason Jones, Aasif Mandvi
F: Aasif, C: Jason, and M: John O.
OK, I'm looking at TDS correspondent bios on the Comedy Central website, and I think I want Samantha Bee to be my new BFF:
When she is not working she enjoys walking her toddler in circles around her tiny apartment and correcting spelling errors on menus.
FCM: John Oliver, Jason Jones, Aasif Mandvi
M: John Oliver and C the other two. John Hodgman, otoh, swoon.
My friend went to theatre schoool with Jason Jones, and everytime time he appears on TDS, she says his name in the same tone that Seinfeld uses for Newman. She's super nice, and won't say anything bad about him, though. Which is making more even more curious about why she doesn't like him. The most she's said is that she didn't care for his clique.
I'm going to M Conan, just because he's apparently available and we have shared childhood memories of Shirley Temple movies on TV. Then I guess I'll toss a coin to see which of the others I'll C back to his lovely wife and family.
I think I will follow amych's plan for the correspondents.