Are you serious? At the job she basically just started?
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Mar 11, 2008 10:26:50 am PDT #4283 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 10:26:52 am PDT #4284 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn, that sucks. I'm so sorry....
Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2008 10:27:14 am PDT #4285 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ugh! Sorry to hear the employment crisis hitting casa Zmayhem. Wasn't this the place that like went out of their way to get JZ to work for them, or was that a different place? Or am I completely on crack remembering something like that?
Allyson - Mar 11, 2008 10:27:14 am PDT #4286 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, David and JZ, I'm so sorry. I can't imagine the asshatery that went into that decision. Stupid. It's just blindingly stupid.
sj - Mar 11, 2008 10:27:27 am PDT #4287 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Fuck! I'm so sorry for both of you.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2008 10:27:43 am PDT #4288 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
What the HELL?
Fucking bastards.
Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2008 10:28:46 am PDT #4289 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
((((JZ, Hec, and family))))
Also, "Wild Boys" -- Duran Duran. Not to mention that rain is a key element in "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."
juliana - Mar 11, 2008 10:29:54 am PDT #4290 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
{{{{JZ}}}}
Dammit. I'm so sorry.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2008 10:30:27 am PDT #4291 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah, it's the new job. Been there three months.
One of the bosses felt she was "distant." Apparently she wasn't his BFF.
Three fucking months.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 11, 2008 10:30:51 am PDT #4292 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
What?!? I am so sorry Hec and JZ.