Police procedure has changed since I was little.

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2008 1:11:46 pm PDT #4112 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and just in case anyone wants to work for the escort company that Spitzer got in trouble with, here are the requirements for "casting":

Preferences given to candidates who are:

* University educated, professional (Finance, Law, Art, Media).
* Master degree or PhD a plus.
* It is essential that candidate is Innovative, creative with first-rate interpersonal skills and high positive energy.
* Healthy life Style / fresh perspective.

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tommyrot - Mar 10, 2008 1:30:02 pm PDT #4113 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tiny, one-room houses that come on a trailer. [link]

The smallest is smaller than a parking space.

I always thought a house was too much space for a person living alone, but I guess not....


aurelia - Mar 10, 2008 1:33:14 pm PDT #4114 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My mac shifted to the correct time all by itself.

Today is my first day off in a month and I'm sick. I had a 9am interview/meeting and I've mostly been sleeping since then.


megan walker - Mar 10, 2008 1:38:15 pm PDT #4115 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

(b) be easier to write

And she laughed and laughed I'm sure you're right--that's great Hec!


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2008 1:39:32 pm PDT #4116 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My mac shifted to the correct time all by itself.

I'm pretty sure the problem is limited to computers that haven't been updated in the last 13 months or so....


Jesse - Mar 10, 2008 1:44:32 pm PDT #4117 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm super impressed that my alarm clock re-sets itself properly. It's not connected to the internet or anything!

So, it's nice that it's still light out and all, but it's not like it's warm enough to sit outside! I still call bullshit on this whole thing.


Amy - Mar 10, 2008 1:50:22 pm PDT #4118 of 10001
Because books.

My computer did not reset itself. Nor did the VCR.

I bet NY's lieutenant governor is still reeling. That must have been a surprising call to get today.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2008 1:53:02 pm PDT #4119 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dammit. Missed my bus because it was four minutes early. Again. It's the same driver, I'm sure. (I mean, both times it's been the bus that's supposed be be here at 5:45.)

I suppose it'd be utterly pointless to complain to the CTA....


Laura - Mar 10, 2008 1:56:07 pm PDT #4120 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Did Spitzer resign yet? My sister said it was expected about 7 tonight.


§ ita § - Mar 10, 2008 1:59:37 pm PDT #4121 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got a call that boiled down to "Well, unless you tell us to do our jobs, nothing's going to get done." To which I reply "Well, tell me precisely what to tell you."

And they're good with that. I don't always get people.