Jesse, every time I see your tag, I have to replay, "Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" in my head, because I love her delivery so much.
Right?? That shit cracks me up.
Now I have to pee, but I'm wary, since there's a huge note on the bathroom door about a waterbug sighting from earlier. Bah.
I was intrigued, on the other hand, by the comment about the Church acknowledging climate change and how this might make the religious right get off its assertion that global warming is a sign of the Apocalypse.
Because the religious right is just such a fan of the Catholic Church?
Can someone make it be later than 3:05? Ta.
Today could not be moving any slower.
I just had one of those moments when I went from, "This isn't my job, but someone should sure take care of it!" to "Oh fuck it, I'll do it." Made things much easier, I tell you what.
Not easier for me, of course.
Article on the "prostitution ring" in the case: [link]
Has photos/screenshots from their website (scroll down). Worksafe.
eta: Wow, to hire a "seven diamond" escort for a whole day is $31,000.
No thanks. Think I'd rather buy a car.
Apparently, there's a group of women in the building on a diet. How do I know this? Well, not long ago, a cutesy handmade sign appeared on an office door with "[name]: Portion Control"
Shortly thereafter, one appears on another door with something about "less of me" and some other one I don't recall on another, but it's vaguely shaming. There are cutesy colored paperclips hanging from them, I'm guessing signifying lbs or time.
It fills me with uhg. I mean, whatever, but this is work.
ION, second woman since WW2 earns Silver Star: [link] She's
nineteen.
Today could not be moving any slower.
SHHHH! There should NO issuing that kind of challenge, thank you very much.
I'm at the "inevitable heat death of the universe" stage of boredom.
People, come on! Talk to me. I'm starting to think Spitzer heard us cracking wise and had the feds shut us down. Oh wait, guess he probably can't do that anymore.