Well, that was weird...he didn't say he was resigning. Just lots of apologies to the public and his family.
"I'm sorry I paid to put my penis in strange women."
"So, are you quitting?"
"What? And lose the chance of putting my penis in strange women for free?
Fat chance, fucko. Next question."
Oh thank you Gov. Spitzer. We needed some good entertaining political news. I'm so sick of the election squabbling. This is ever so much more fun.
Am trying to figure out what the professional ladies in my neighborhood would rate.
Yeah, I'm thinking the local set here wouldn't be rated in diamonds.
I can't wait for the Law & Order episode!
As attorney general, he also had prosecuted at least two prostitution rings as head of the state’s organized crime task force.
In one such case in 2004, Mr. Spitzer spoke with revulsion and anger after announcing the arrest of 16 people for operating a high-end prostitution ring out of Staten Island.
Now we know that the revulsion and anger were really directed at the prices.
The Chicago Tribune is having a Peep-Off! You can vote on your favorite Peep diorama.
Well, that was weird...he didn't say he was resigning. Just lots of apologies to the public and his family.
Resigning over a little sex scandal? That's so '80s.
According to the court filings, Spitzer's booty call cost him $4,300.
According to the court filings, Spitzer's booty call cost him $4,300.
Damn. That's $71.67 per minute, if it was for one hour.
eta: Oh, it looks like he paid for her to travel from NY to DC and back too. So that's where some of the $4300 went....