I'm not surprised he would WANT to do it with hookers, he seems fucked up like that, but the convincing yourself you won't get caught, even as you hypocritically catch other prostitution rings, and reach for higher and higher office? That seems ridic.

You know, when you are the Gov., aren't there women who will have sex with you for free?

I was surprised by the involvement IN, not WITH, which to me made it sound like he was somehow running a prostitution ring, but it sounds like that was just a grammatical error. Actually it sounded a little like he WAS a prostitute, but I figured that was really silly.

I'm not surprised he would WANT to do it with hookers, he seems fucked up like that, but the convincing yourself you won't get caught, even as you hypocritically catch other prostitution rings, and reach for higher and higher office? That seems ridic.

Also, this

You know, when you are the Gov., aren't there women who will have sex with you for free?

I'm pretty sure that's what Bill Clinton always found...

shrift does not need to compete with the hipsters, as shrift is much more kick-ass and transcends hipsterdom. You would look fierce in that coat.

I haven't purchased a new coat in... over a year.

t stares at Overstock lustfully

I like your current coat.

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You know, when you are the Gov., aren't there women who will have sex with you for free?

Well, maybe his thing was wanting to pay for it? But, you know, that's why they make IMAGINATION!

but it sounds like that was just a grammatical error. Actually it sounded a little like he WAS a prostitute, but I figured that was really silly.

Dude. That would be the Most Awesome Scandal EVAH.

Colbert’s reps rejected the idea.

Of course they did - they used the word "bear" in his name. Duh.

That would be the Most Awesome Scandal EVAH.

SERIOUSLY!!! He is kind of hot.

I like your current coat.

I like it, too, but it's very business-y and not very going out-y.

Ugh. I guess I'll save my money for now.