Cool - we might all get superpowers.

I call telekinesis!

Goddamn it! Stole my idea!

Fine. I'll take complete and total invulnerability.

That way I can post whatever I want and not have to worry about anyone flinging me across the globe with their vaunted "telekinesis".

I am now coveting this coat: [link]

Oh, for fuck's sake. I just learned that there has been a lack of coordination on something that just maybe I was supposed to be coordinating? Except I had no idea, and actually thought someone else was. So now I'm not sure what to do about it. Argh.

I was all excited because my Lands' End order was supposed to be delivered Friday.

Friday, no clothes.

I finally got online yesterday to see what the tracking information said. The package arrived in my city, and then got accidentally MISROUTED somewhere else. The tracking page was all "oops, sending it back."

So now my clothes are supposed to be here today.

Pictures of some incredibly awesome church architecture: [link]

I'm going to be observed tomorrow for the first time ALL YEAR, and not only do I not really know what I'm going to be judged against, I CAN'T HEAR. Surely not ideal circumstances for skillful, sensitive, discipline-maintaining teaching.

My stuffed-up ears have made me speak in asscaps. Sorry.

Sorry to hear you're still in the land of auditory congestion, Emily.

Musinex really helped drain my head without making me jittery the way Sudafed does after extended use, FWIW.

For whatever reason the quote that turned up from the generator really made me laugh:

And boys -- let's watch the swearing. Mayor, 'Graduation Day (2)'

dear people who do these things,

changing the accting code for a whole department into 4 different accting codes based of the divisions within that department makes it REALLY hard for some of us to charge invoices that do not specify a division.

hate you, me

WTF?? Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring [link]