You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 10, 2008 7:01:57 am PDT #3989 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Christ, my blackberry just went off alerting me first morning meeting, and I'm still at home. Major time-switch paranoia, until I looked and saw that whoever sent it set the pre-alter time to one hour before.

Freaking cruel, when you're used to working with 15 minutes warning. But maybe other invitees need it that way.


Kathy A - Mar 10, 2008 7:04:14 am PDT #3990 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I had my Monday morning freakout when I arrived to my office, reached over to get my lunch bag and lunch from the passenger seat where I flung them when I got into the car, and couldn't find my purse. I'm sitting there, shrieking, "Where is that g-ddamned thing!!" and then got out of the car to see if maybe I was sitting on it and hadn't noticed. That's when I found that I had been too vigorous in my flinging and had tossed the purse into the backseat while the lunch bag landed in the passenger seat.

I need my morning caffeine, I think. Or a nap.


msbelle - Mar 10, 2008 7:04:33 am PDT #3991 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

they are exactly the same shoe, I have it in both colors.

We are in DST hell wrt computers and Blackberrys and Lotus Notes. You would think this would be seamless by now for electronics.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2008 7:11:33 am PDT #3992 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You would think this would be seamless by now for electronics.

Well, it was, until Congress changed the DST dates....


§ ita § - Mar 10, 2008 7:13:37 am PDT #3993 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, it was, until Congress changed the DST dates....

For values of seamless that seem to be too akin to hard-coded.


lisah - Mar 10, 2008 7:16:32 am PDT #3994 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Does your workplace provide ergonomics assessments?

haha! I'm at a very small company so, no. I assessed myself to need a foot rest and hand and wrist pads. That's as good as it's going to get. Maybe when (if) we move to a new office.


megan walker - Mar 10, 2008 7:23:39 am PDT #3995 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

interpret your Ph.D. thesis in dance form.

Hmmmm, the title (Negotiating Culture) I could do, the actual argument (about how different postwar French groups used the arrival of American films to pursue their own agendas), I'm not so sure.


Nilly - Mar 10, 2008 7:37:30 am PDT #3996 of 10001
Swouncing

interpret your Ph.D. thesis in dance form.

Dynamics of Data Transport on Communication Networks? Maybe because I didn't write it (yet! Hopefully pretty soon! No, really), I can't think of how to dance it.

The MA thesis is easier, I think: Behavior of Traffic under the Influence of Bottlenecks.

I heard a story once about a physics conference which had an extremely tight schedule, so some of the lecturers only had five minutes each to present their talks, and they were not allowed to bring any presentations, pictures, graphs, papers - any aids at all. Just stand for five minutes and talk. One of the lecturers really wanted to have a very important graph presented in his talk, even though it was that short. But, no - no presentations, no transparencies, nothing was allowed, no matter how much he asked.

So he had his wife knit him a sweater, with the graph knitted on it, as part of the sample, and wore it for the lecture.


lisah - Mar 10, 2008 7:38:46 am PDT #3997 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

So he had his wife knit him a sweater, with the graph knitted on it, as part of the sample, and wore it for the lecture.

That is so rad!! And what a devoted wife!

I rode outside yesterday morning and I still haven't warmed up completely.


Sue - Mar 10, 2008 7:43:30 am PDT #3998 of 10001
hip deep in pie

One navy loafer, one black one.

I did this with gloves last week. Well they were both black, but one was big and bulky, and the other one was a dress glove.