River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 7:37:36 am PST #3523 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theological necessity of goats to be vetted in Fort Worth courtroom

Santeria priest Jose Merced filed a federal discrimination lawsuit against the city of Euless in December 2006 after officials told him he couldn't sacrifice goats at his home for a ceremony initiating a new priest. Followers of the African-Caribbean religion consider animal sacrifice as essential to Santeria as Communion is to Catholics. Euless says the killing of goats for whatever reason would violate its city-wide slaughtering ban. Last year, the city proposed a settlement that permitted the killing of chickens - which is also involved in the ceremony and allowed under the city ordinance. Mr. Merced rejected the offer, saying that Santeria would cease to exist without the sacrifice of goats as well.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 7:45:20 am PST #3524 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't you hate it when whales explode in the middle of a crowded city?

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A 56-foot, 60-ton sperm whale died on a beach in Taiwan in January, 2004. Researchers wanted the carcass to perform an autopsy and for research, so they loaded the whale onto a tractor-trailer and set out through the city of Tainan, heading for the Shi-Tsau Natural Preserve. It took 13 hours, three cranes and 50 workers to get the whale loaded on the truck. Unfortunately, on the way through the city, gasses built up to a critical level in the whale and it exploded, spewing whale guts in the street, on the cars and over pedestrians. According to witnesses, the smell was pretty bad. Residents and shop owners put on masks and tried to clean up the mess. Eventually the whale continued it's journey to the research center.

The pictures are rather gory, but whale guts are so much larger than people guts that it didn't squick me as much as I thought it would....


Stephanie - Mar 07, 2008 7:48:54 am PST #3525 of 10001
Trust my rage

Even before the explosion, a dead whale being hauled down the street is not something you see every day.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 07, 2008 7:59:53 am PST #3526 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Um... the woman at work is telling someone else how she now needs size 0 jeans!


amych - Mar 07, 2008 8:04:57 am PST #3527 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The same woman who was telling you she's a 20? Is her notion of "size" something that you pick out of a hat and write on with a Sharpie?


Dana - Mar 07, 2008 8:06:49 am PST #3528 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

hungry hungry hungry hungry


Sophia Brooks - Mar 07, 2008 8:10:46 am PST #3529 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The same woman who was telling you she's a 20? Is her notion of "size" something that you pick out of a hat and write on with a Sharpie?

No.... this is another woman at the start of the conversation! I work with a whole bunch of size obsessed people, right next to a "Nutrition and Weight Management Center."


amych - Mar 07, 2008 8:12:57 am PST #3530 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No.... this is another woman

Oh, phew -- obnoxious and size-obsessed is one thing, but wildly delusional is a scarier thing to have to deal with at work.


Dana - Mar 07, 2008 8:15:54 am PST #3531 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Pancakes! nom nom nom nom


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2008 8:18:03 am PST #3532 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was just surfing for restaurant suggestions for a Chicago-ista/MFNLaw get-together on Sunday, and have now made myself really hungry for everything from Swedish pancakes to barbecue to Persian stews.

And all I have here is chicken salad--feh.