All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 03, 2008 1:41:46 pm PST #2748 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks!


Lee - Mar 03, 2008 2:40:33 pm PST #2749 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Really and truly thanks, Megan! I think that is going to be what is wanted, and a gold star for me.


Allyson - Mar 03, 2008 3:47:17 pm PST #2750 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Did I tell you guys I was the victim of a horrible astrology attack on Friday night?

I was at a birthday dinner, and the suject of signs came up. I was asked what sign I was, and I said Aries, and one of our group proceeded to tell me how I was like my sign, and I said, "yeah, I don't believe in astrology." But you know, politely and sweetly.

EXPLOSION!

YOU DONT BELIEVE THE MOON HAS ANY EFFECT ON PEOPLE????

Um. Well, you see, um...

I opted out of the conversation. It was going into a fighty place. But I'm a little bit mad that I didn't say, "But you know, you're not really a Cancer, you're a Gemini, because the earth's orbit has changed in the last 2000 years due to wobble, so whatever sign you think you are, you're actually the sign before it, JERKFACE."

And then that would have lead to anger. But I WOULD HAVE FELT BETTER.

Perhaps this explains why I am no fun at parties. BUT I AM STILL MAD.


hippocampus - Mar 03, 2008 3:58:19 pm PST #2751 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

BUT I AM STILL MAD.

you misspelled intelligent.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2008 4:08:31 pm PST #2752 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

YOU DONT BELIEVE THE MOON HAS ANY EFFECT ON PEOPLE????

lol


Cashmere - Mar 03, 2008 4:12:37 pm PST #2753 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Moments when I yearn for a video camera:

Liv is eating a pink peep and in between bites saying, "quack, quack."


sarameg - Mar 03, 2008 4:17:28 pm PST #2754 of 10001

Cash, if I didn't know better, I'd think your kids are related to me and mine...


Jesse - Mar 03, 2008 4:48:27 pm PST #2755 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am so fucking itchy. I don't think there's enough lotion in the world right now.


DavidS - Mar 03, 2008 4:57:58 pm PST #2756 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am so fucking itchy. I don't think there's enough lotion in the world right now.

Lard is your friend. Tom! Run on over and lard Jesse up!


msbelle - Mar 03, 2008 4:59:03 pm PST #2757 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

and now there may not be enough Ew in the world. take note people, never attempt to put lard on me. as if.