I swear, if the cat in that photo was siamese it would be a GET FUZZY come to life. The dog looks quite a bit like Satchel when he's getting schmacked by Bucky.
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 03, 2008 10:21:00 am PST #2701 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
§ ita § - Mar 03, 2008 10:23:01 am PST #2702 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's so not a left cross. A left hook, more like.
And that dog is certainly massive fail. Bred to take down lions, pussywhipped by a household cat. For shame.
Man, I just ate all of my savoury lunch. Down to the last grain of brown rice. Did I mention how much I liked the stuff? I hope it doesn't turn out to be something contributing to migraines, whenever I do my stupid cleanse and diet.
Vortex - Mar 03, 2008 10:25:30 am PST #2703 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I look at tipping like the teachers look at As. Just doing your job does not get you a tip*. You need to go above and beyond. Like, if I'm a regular, having my drink rung up and ready when I get there.
*this does not apply to table service, although I think that server's wage is bullshit. Just pay the people a regular salary.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2008 10:28:32 am PST #2704 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
THE WIKI HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IN 200 WORDS OR LESS
But should stuff humans did count in the abbreviated history of the universe?
beth b - Mar 03, 2008 10:29:42 am PST #2705 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I'm with Vortex just doing your job at the counter isn't enough- and it doesn't really take much to get a tip. Things like telling me a muffin might be stale is enough.
juliana - Mar 03, 2008 10:38:22 am PST #2706 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
amych - Mar 03, 2008 10:39:50 am PST #2707 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm pretty sure that this one doesn't fail at all, at least not in his own terms: [link]
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sumi - Mar 03, 2008 10:43:54 am PST #2708 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
amych - I agree. Clearly that dog won.
Burrell - Mar 03, 2008 10:47:15 am PST #2709 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That article on dim wimmin is deeply annoying. I assume she's deliberately trying to bait, right? Because it sounds so clever to bag on your own sex.
Sue - Mar 03, 2008 10:51:29 am PST #2710 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I skipped to the end because I am totally having a Monday, and I'm not even freaking at work. So far today, I lost my bus pass (on 3rd day of month.) Got overcharged $18 by incompetent cashier and then had to wait inline forever to get it fixed. Somehow managed to break the latch on my screen door (which I discovered after I had already been to the hardware store.). I'm too late to get to yoga ontime. And I'm desperately trying not to have the headache I had yesterday.