From the Bush on the economy article Cashmere linked to upthread:

On one issue particularly worrisome to American consumers, there are indications that paying $4 for a gallon of gasoline is not out of the question once the summer driving season arrives. Asked about that, Bush said "That's interesting. I hadn't heard that. ... I know it's high now."

Well, gee, I definitely will take the word of someone who is so in touch with the average American's financial needs!

This I offer without comment:

"We'll make it through this period just like we made it through other periods of uncertainty during my presidency," Bush said.

Harry Belafonte's "Zombie Jamboree"

I think the insane troll has my brain.

Harry Belafonte's "Zombie Jamboree"

Or The Kingston Trio. Or Rockapella.

It would be a bad idea to eat a whole (small) bag of sugar-free chocolate caramel drops just because the bag tore when I opened it, right? It's only two servings, though...

Huh.

Prince Harry has been secretly serving in Afghanistan for the past few months: [link]

Harry Belafonte's "Zombie Jamboree"

I might have skimmed, but -- I assume you already have "Living Dead Girl"?

By Rob Zombie! So it's like a double!

Comic "My Dead Girlfriend?" She isn't a zombie, though...

If someone is chewing spearmint gum, I can't talk to them.

I'm the same way with wintergreen! But that didn't stop my dad from popping wintergreen lifesavers all the way from DE to Texas and back every summer. (Actually, I think that the wintergreen smell makes me sick because I'd get horribly carsick every summer riding to TX and back and now my brain associates that smell with nausea. Also, it's the smell of pepto bismol.)

It would be a bad idea to eat a whole (small) bag of sugar-free chocolate caramel drops just because the bag tore when I opened it, right? It's only two servings, though...

That would probably mess with my belly, but your belly may vary.