Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2008 8:40:31 am PST #177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Enormous 'Devil Toad' Remains Discovered in Madagascar

Scientists in Madagascar recently discovered the remains of a giant prehistoric frog, a relative of today's horned toads, which blew away the previous record for the largest known frog, Bennicus Bleimanicus. Dubbed Beelzebufo, meaning "frog from hell," the Devil Frog had important differences from today's frogs. To begin with, it was freakin huge. Susan Evans, a researcher from the University College of London, explained that if it was anything like its closest living forebears, "it would have been quite mean." Considering the fact that it was "the size of a slightly squashed beach-ball, with short legs and a big mouth," it was probably a formidable predator for its time. Explained David Krause, a researcher from Stony Brook University in NY, "It's not outside the realm of possibility that Beelzebufo took down lizards and mammals and smaller frogs, and even -- considering its size -- possibly hatchling dinosaurs."

If someone were to breed this with Hypno-Toad, their offspring would rule the universe....


darlini - Feb 19, 2008 8:41:39 am PST #178 of 10001

Where do you teach, darlini? I'm at USC, I teach upper division writing.

I teach at the University of Oregon here in Eugene Oregon. I am a graduate teaching fellow working on my doctorate in English Lit. I teach lower division composition usually but this term I am teaching the "History of Motion Picture". Well, more precisely I am teaching two discussion sections that compliment the lecture.


amych - Feb 19, 2008 8:44:47 am PST #179 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Awesome, darlini, and good luck with your degree! I did a lot of years of comp back in the day, and while I don't remotely miss the PhD I never finished, I still sometimes miss teaching.


Emily - Feb 19, 2008 8:45:11 am PST #180 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My students uniformly either hate their foreign language classes or have given up on them. I think it's pretty easy for them to rationalise that it's not important because they don't want to take them.

(I have my own questions about why they hate them so much, but they certainly do.)


darlini - Feb 19, 2008 8:45:59 am PST #181 of 10001

Dubbed Beelzebufo, meaning "frog from hell," the Devil Frog had important differences from today's frogs. To begin with, it was freakin huge. . ."It's not outside the realm of possibility that Beelzebufo took down lizards and mammals and smaller frogs, and even -- considering its size -- possibly hatchling dinosaurs."

I must figure out how to make this my signature because I am one of those people who collect everything frog-related. Frogs are a bit like a totem animal for me--crazy as it sounds. In fact, Beelzebufo is now going into the file of future pet names.


Trudy Booth - Feb 19, 2008 8:48:48 am PST #182 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Those playgrounds are largely AWESOME.

I like this one best: [link] Slide down a giant bird's beak!

Slides! Sesaws! None of this icky "series of ramps with a three foot slide" crap.


Burrell - Feb 19, 2008 8:48:57 am PST #183 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's cool, darlini, another academic in our buffista family.


P.M. Marc - Feb 19, 2008 8:50:28 am PST #184 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I teach at the University of Oregon here in Eugene Oregon. I am a graduate teaching fellow working on my doctorate in English Lit. I teach lower division composition usually but this term I am teaching the "History of Motion Picture". Well, more precisely I am teaching two discussion sections that compliment the lecture.

My friend and her husband got their doctorates from there! And now they're in, like Oklahoma. Which is sad, because it is far.


shrift - Feb 19, 2008 8:58:00 am PST #185 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I know I am only a child of the 80s-90s but "back in my day" we took geography. . .right?

I totally took geography. And it was hard, what with countries shuffling around their borders and changing their names every five minutes to thumb their noses at the USSR, which is no longer the USSR.

They don't even know how good they have it.


sj - Feb 19, 2008 8:59:40 am PST #186 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I know I am only a child of the 80s-90s but "back in my day" we took geography. . .right?

I never took geography and it was never offered as a class in my high school.