I wanna get a little gift for him, but I know not what. Suggestions?
baseball tickets?
Or just a baseball.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 26, 2008 9:30:00 am PST #1702 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
tommyrot - Feb 26, 2008 9:33:10 am PST #1703 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wanna get a little gift for him, but I know not what. Suggestions?
A duck.
</obscure Far Side reference>
Aims - Feb 26, 2008 9:34:55 am PST #1704 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
snicker
I get it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2008 9:37:44 am PST #1705 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, my mother was trying to tell me a story about a disgruntled customer in a "leather store", and my mind went to the porn place as well!
So, less Wilson's and more Mistress Sinderella's?
Dana - Feb 26, 2008 9:46:09 am PST #1706 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
bon bon - Feb 26, 2008 9:46:47 am PST #1707 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
OMG bon - I forgot to tell you. totally unprovoked and having never heard me reference it - mac the other night said "the whole world is my toy" and I split my side laughing much to his confusion.
He is a master improviser in the making!
msbelle - Feb 26, 2008 9:48:20 am PST #1708 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I will keep you posted on his callback abilities.
shrift - Feb 26, 2008 9:51:10 am PST #1709 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Wow, the power's out in like half of Florida.
The best part of that article is where they're all "we don't think it's the terrorists."
sarameg - Feb 26, 2008 9:51:30 am PST #1710 of 10001
Pocket Constitution!
Sophia Brooks - Feb 26, 2008 9:54:09 am PST #1711 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Sophia's quest w/r/t the toy boats will NEVER NOT BE FUNNY.
I am determined, some day, to understand this fetish. Through the magic of shows like CSI and Bones, I understand frsuits and pony play. I hope that, in the future, my understanding of the toy boat fetish will be just as deep.
So, less Wilson's and more Mistress Sinderella's?
Yup. I was sort of like "WTF were you doing in a leather store", and she was like "buying a jacket" Personally, I would call Wilson's a leather-goods store.