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The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death

Film and TV discussion

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Strix - Oct 16, 2013 11:29:34 pm PDT #4101 of 4535
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ITA, I snerked all through that.

Also, Lange calling LaLaurie "Miss PittyPat" was pretty damned funny. And I am looking forward to her being a maid.

I don't love putting Gabourie in a "Chubbie's" uniform, and throwing "Don't make me eat you" out of her mouth. After the fat jokes and showing her mowing on a midnight turkey leg in Ep 1. If it's relevant to her character, OK. But right now? Fat girl is fat. Although she will cut you. I am predicting a schism in the House o' Witchery when she meets Laveau.

So...the minotaur head: unless LaLaurie had her own magic or someone doing juju for her, WhyTF is the head actually attached to her lover's body still, and he's alive? Is his own head under there, and if so, why didn't Laveau take it off? If Lil Swamp Stevie can cure ZombieBro with Spanish moss and gator shit mud, and Laveau can make herself and LaLaurie (and Lover Guy) immortal, surely she could heal him. I would like some explanation on how that came about.

Zoe sure is a follower. Maybe it's the fucking pigtails.

Also: no one works in that morgue? They have time enough to do some private body embroidery and black magicking? I mean, I estimate at least an hour to assemble and baste a new boy.

Amy - Oct 17, 2013 4:26:16 am PDT #4102 of 4535
Because books.

Also: no one works in that morgue? They have time enough to do some private body embroidery and black magicking?

This is not at all the show to nitpick for reality.

Ryan Murphy talks about this episode. Slightly spoilery.

Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2013 6:35:39 am PDT #4103 of 4535
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Stevie Nicks in the opening scene made me laugh and laugh.

Oh, me too. The actress should have twirled while she reanimated those gators.

I somehow fell asleep just after the reveal of Marie Laveau in the modern day, so will have to watch the rest of the episode tonight to get my RDA of crazy.

Strix - Oct 17, 2013 9:48:04 am PDT #4104 of 4535
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

This is not at all the show to nitpick for reality.

You're messin' with my raison d'etre! LIVE TO PICK!

kat perez - Oct 17, 2013 1:20:44 pm PDT #4105 of 4535
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Oh my gosh, Jessica Lange talking to Angela Bassett about how black don't crack! I could watch that a million times and it would really never get old. I am really enjoying this show.

Little Miss Pigtails needs to grow a spine, though. I'm sure she'll get less wishy washy but right now, she's kind of a pain.

I'm intrigued that Sarah Paulson's character is married and that her husband knows all about her being a witch and is down with her doing magic in a very non-Darren kind of way.

Amy - Oct 17, 2013 1:27:35 pm PDT #4106 of 4535
Because books.

I'm intrigued that Sarah Paulson's character is married and that her husband knows all about her being a witch and is down with her doing magic in a very non-Darren kind of way.

He came out of nowhere, though! I don't remember her even mentioning a husband in the first episode.

le nubian - Oct 17, 2013 3:18:54 pm PDT #4107 of 4535
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I agree. I was so shocked. I nearly thought he was a vision or something.

Amy - Oct 17, 2013 3:26:56 pm PDT #4108 of 4535
Because books.

I did seriously think about changing my tag line to, "Did we just marry the devil? Because I'm not sure I'm down with that."

Polter-Cow - Oct 17, 2013 3:37:50 pm PDT #4109 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He came out of nowhere, though! I don't remember her even mentioning a husband in the first episode.

I thought it was a flashback! But no, SECRET HUSBAND.

§ ita § - Oct 17, 2013 5:00:41 pm PDT #4110 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did seriously think about changing my tag line to, "Did we just marry the devil? Because I'm not sure I'm down with that."

If not that, the yellow-eyed demon, I was thinking.

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