How can you have horses in space? There's no air in space.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath. Oh, and help us get Terriers dvds!
Ginger - Mar 21, 2011 12:43:21 pm PDT #3178 of 4535
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Liese S. - Mar 21, 2011 12:46:27 pm PDT #3179 of 4535
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Does this give us all collective journalism cred now?
Ooh. We should have a Q&A with Kristen. So, Kristen. How do you feel about having had lunch today?
Allyson - Mar 21, 2011 12:51:52 pm PDT #3180 of 4535
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am totes using Buffistas in my clips portfolio.
Also, when you interview Kristen, would you ask her how she feels remembering to turn on the dishwasher today has affected how she approaches story-breaking?
Because the dishwasher is full, and the broiler pan is in it, and I think maybe I'll put some chicken on it when I get home.
P.M. Marc - Mar 21, 2011 1:00:08 pm PDT #3181 of 4535
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Allyson, those are really good questions for when we interview Kristen.
Do we also need some hard-hitting ones about the amount of milk in the fridge?
sj - Mar 21, 2011 1:02:37 pm PDT #3182 of 4535
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Do we also need some hard-hitting ones about the amount of milk in the fridge?
If we're too tough on her she might not grant us another interview, and that would hurt us as journalists.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2011 1:03:47 pm PDT #3183 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But if we go soft on her, our credibility as a hard-hitting news site would be on the line.
Cass - Mar 21, 2011 1:06:18 pm PDT #3184 of 4535
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Do we also need some hard-hitting ones about the amount of milk in the fridge?
We also need to know the freshness factor. Having a lot of milk does no one any good if it has turned.
Kristen - Mar 21, 2011 1:16:57 pm PDT #3185 of 4535
Here's some answers to your questions. I apologize if I miss anyone but I am a very busy unemployed person.
Liese, I have not had lunch yet since I didn't wake up until noon. But now you've reminded me that I am hungry.
Allyson, I feel fine about the dishwasher. Though I did re-break your load since I felt it was losing its cleanliness thread.
The milk levels are acceptable and it is very fresh.
P.M. Marc - Mar 21, 2011 1:27:33 pm PDT #3186 of 4535
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
That's the kind of thing we like to hear.
Lee - Mar 21, 2011 2:37:39 pm PDT #3187 of 4535
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
But what kind of milk is it? Non-fat, soy, full, what?
Dammit people, we need to dig deeper!