Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath. Oh, and help us get Terriers dvds!


amych - Jul 06, 2009 2:36:49 pm PDT #2108 of 4535
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

He's right about the 70's cop show, too.

No, I don't remember mpreg in most of those.


Cass - Jul 06, 2009 2:55:37 pm PDT #2109 of 4535
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sorry, it's reflexive. Alien Nation = mpreg.

Right there with you.


Kristen - Jul 06, 2009 3:44:18 pm PDT #2110 of 4535

"This is The Wire with aliens."

But, sadly, without the infamous "fuck" scene.


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2009 3:50:45 pm PDT #2111 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Maybe he can invent a new alien curse word for it.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2009 4:12:12 pm PDT #2112 of 4535
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Shazbot!"

"Shazzzzbot."

"Shaz-BOT!"

"Shhhhhhazbot."


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2009 4:32:31 pm PDT #2113 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

[link]

Still gold.


Cass - Jul 06, 2009 4:36:12 pm PDT #2114 of 4535
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Still gold.

I'm going to be sad if that link doesn't go to Pony Boy.


Kristen - Jul 06, 2009 4:42:04 pm PDT #2115 of 4535

Yeah, I don't think a made up fuck would be nearly as satisfying.

Ba-dum-bum.

But someone could totally work "Got to. This is America, man," into their script...


erikaj - Jul 06, 2009 5:12:28 pm PDT #2116 of 4535
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, there could be an alien Snot.


Allyson - Jul 06, 2009 5:17:51 pm PDT #2117 of 4535
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just want a character named Allyson Wonderland. Who will no doubt have her face melted off by a squirt gun full of salt water.