Happy Birthday Allyson!
Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.
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hippocampus - Mar 26, 2009 12:16:13 pm PDT #2061 of 4535
not your mom's socks.
sj - Mar 26, 2009 12:52:43 pm PDT #2062 of 4535
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Allyson!!!
DavidS - Mar 26, 2009 6:29:08 pm PDT #2063 of 4535
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Allyson! I hope you got flowers and treats and good friends celebrating your awesomeness.
Allyson - Mar 26, 2009 9:27:49 pm PDT #2064 of 4535
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I woke up to Kristen bringing home lattes and breakfast and a dozen roses and a new purse! Then I went out to lunch with a friend. I got stuck working much later at work than I wanted (i put in for half a day) so I didn't get to spend the afternoon with Mona in Griffith Park (boo).
Then I had dinner with Paula and Kristen. Paula got me a ticket to the Red Sox game! Whoot!
And then I got drunk, took the dog for a walk, couldn't navigate the poop bag, and couldn't find the poop in the dark. But someone was walking behind us, so I PRETENDED to pick up the poop I couldn't in fact find.
Then I fell down.
Then we came home and had carvel ice cream cake. But not Fudgie the Whale because Kristen correctly assumed it wouldn't have made the trip from her work to the apartment without becoming Fudgie the Puddle.
Allyson - Mar 26, 2009 9:28:59 pm PDT #2065 of 4535
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, and I also got a pedicure and my eyebrows done, and Kat called to wish me a happy birthday.
So all in all, it's been a great birthday!
Kristen - Mar 26, 2009 9:42:02 pm PDT #2066 of 4535
At some point, we have become the people who cannot hold their liquor. Two drinks and I turn into Chatty Cathy. One drink and Allyson is lying on the floor, remarking how our ceiling is very boring and could possibly benefit from a Motley Crue tapestry or something.
Laga - Mar 26, 2009 10:58:01 pm PDT #2067 of 4535
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 27, 2009 5:40:37 am PDT #2068 of 4535
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
At some point, we have become the people who cannot hold their liquor.
I know it's been a few years since we've drunk together, but this seems unpossible to me.
Jon B. - Mar 27, 2009 6:37:51 am PDT #2069 of 4535
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Then I fell down.
At least you didn't fall down into the poop, right?
Happy belated!
sumi - Mar 27, 2009 10:14:46 am PDT #2070 of 4535
Art Crawl!!!
Check out this afghan - isn't it cool?