Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.

'First Date'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Feb 18, 2008 6:56:09 am PST #9972 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I stayed at a friend's over the weekend and just got home this morning to find my apartment building SURROUNDED by ice.

I tried to walk down to the corner Walgreen's to pick up some necessities (i.e., toilet paper) and embarrassingly wound up having to ask my neighbors (who are moving out) if they had a roll I could use. Because I couldn't get across the ice.

How the heck am I getting to work tomorrow?

(And it has stopped snowing.)


lisah - Feb 18, 2008 7:01:12 am PST #9973 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

How the heck am I getting to work tomorrow?

I think maybe you shouldn't try.

My ice-caused ass bruise is STILL hurting. I can't sleep on my right side at all.


sumi - Feb 18, 2008 7:03:33 am PST #9974 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Maybe - - but I have things that I must do and things that I would like to do (i.e., special divisional meeting to set things up for a week of training to help grieving students.)


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2008 7:04:49 am PST #9975 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Walking home to her Upper East Side apartment (from the NY Public Library following the 9/11 attacks), she said, overwhelmed and confused, she stopped at a bar. As she sipped her bloody mary, she quietly listened to two men, neatly dressed in suits. For a second she thought they were going to compare that day’s horrifying attack to the Japanese bombing in 1941 that blew America into World War II:

“This is just like Pearl Harbor,” one of the men said.

The other asked, “What is Pearl Harbor?”

“That was when the Vietnamese dropped bombs in a harbor, and it started the Vietnam War,” the first man replied.

At that moment, Ms. Jacoby said, “I decided to write this book.”

The book is The Age of American Unreason

This impassioned, tough-minded work of contemporary history paints a disturbing portrait of a mutant strain of public ignorance, anti-rationalism, and anti-intellectualism that has developed over the past four decades and now threatens the future of American democracy. Combining historical analysis with contemporary observation, Susan Jacoby dissects a culture at odds with America’s heritage of Enlightenment reason and with modern knowledge and science. With mordant wit, the author offers an unsparing indictment of the ways in which dumbness has been defined downward throughout American society—on the political right and the left. America’s endemic anti-intellectual tendencies have been exacerbated by a new species of semiconscious anti-rationalism, feeding on and fed by a popular culture of video images and unremitting noise that leaves no room for contemplation or logic.

Sounds fun.

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Jesse - Feb 18, 2008 7:21:42 am PST #9976 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The other asked, “What is Pearl Harbor?”

“That was when the Vietnamese dropped bombs in a harbor, and it started the Vietnam War,” the first man replied.

Jesus. ::weeps for humanity::


Pix - Feb 18, 2008 7:28:06 am PST #9977 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hey, we're almost out of Natter.

I am not at work today, but I have hours of grading ahead of me.

Edited for cat-induced typos.


Nutty - Feb 18, 2008 7:28:32 am PST #9978 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I told you all the Fenway bleachers story, right? Where a Korean pitcher, playing for Boston, got heckled (by Boston fans) with:

"Kim! Go back to Pearl Harbor!"

It's like those V-8 commercials where a random passer-by is totally justified in bopping people upside the head.


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2008 7:28:40 am PST #9979 of 10001
Apparently if you're enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

Hey,we're almost out of Natter

People! Stop bogarting the Natter!


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2008 7:33:53 am PST #9980 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fascinating BBC footage of geckos coaxing leafhoppers to feed them honeydew. The lizards tap their feet or bob their heads, and the insect dutifully tosses them a bead of delicious tree sap. This definitely qualifies as bizarre zoology.

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Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2008 7:36:53 am PST #9981 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

People! Stop bogarting the Natter!

But it's so TASTY!

t /Homer