I'm still not awake, but now I'm starving. At least I seem to be craving a burrito rather than brains.
The instructions for my frozen dinner started with "Remove from plastic bag and place wax paper over tray."
Yes, I'll just reach into my OFFICE DESK and get that roll of wax paper I've been saving for a rainy day.
The instructions for my frozen dinner started with "Remove from plastic bag and place wax paper over tray."
I don't know how anyone at any point could think that would be a good idea. I thought the point of frozen dinners was convenience.
Yeah, this frozen dinner is a failure in many ways. I might have to make a run to the store for half-off candy.
I need to make breakfast.
And possibly something caffeinated.
And possibly something caffeinated.
Chocolate has caffeine...
OK, it's EST lunchtime, is it too early for some Friday FCM?
F: I never
C: Truth or Dare
M: FCM