I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Feb 15, 2008 7:01:14 am PST #9620 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm still not awake, but now I'm starving. At least I seem to be craving a burrito rather than brains.

The instructions for my frozen dinner started with "Remove from plastic bag and place wax paper over tray."

Yes, I'll just reach into my OFFICE DESK and get that roll of wax paper I've been saving for a rainy day.


shrift - Feb 15, 2008 7:05:29 am PST #9621 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The instructions for my frozen dinner started with "Remove from plastic bag and place wax paper over tray."

I don't know how anyone at any point could think that would be a good idea. I thought the point of frozen dinners was convenience.


Jesse - Feb 15, 2008 7:11:15 am PST #9622 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The instructions for my frozen dinner started with "Remove from plastic bag and place wax paper over tray."

That's just bizarre.


Dana - Feb 15, 2008 7:12:29 am PST #9623 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, this frozen dinner is a failure in many ways. I might have to make a run to the store for half-off candy.


sumi - Feb 15, 2008 7:15:15 am PST #9624 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I need to make breakfast.

And possibly something caffeinated.


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2008 7:22:46 am PST #9625 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And possibly something caffeinated.

Chocolate has caffeine...


Ailleann - Feb 15, 2008 7:24:03 am PST #9626 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

OK, it's EST lunchtime, is it too early for some Friday FCM?


Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2008 7:25:18 am PST #9627 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK FCM:

FCM
Truth or Dare
I never


amych - Feb 15, 2008 7:25:53 am PST #9628 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

ooh... recursive...


Dana - Feb 15, 2008 7:28:28 am PST #9629 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

F: I never
C: Truth or Dare
M: FCM