seriously? people? you are WAY overthinking this problem. And adding more of something is not going to help CYA like you think it will. It is just going to add another level of confusion. Develop a policy. Stick to it. Don't ask for stuff that is designed around one person's view of the world - because that person will leave - which is why we're having today's problem.

no love, me

still sick, but not as bad as yesterday.

mac is behaving badly at school.

I do not want to be at work.

can it be the weekend please?

Okay! So our office is flooding! This is fun!

WHAT.

can it be the weekend please?

Yeah, you know who's smart? My minion who took off tomorrow AND Tuesday.

It's not like "build an ark" level flooding, but a pipe burst in another office somewhere, then leaked into the hall, and is leaking into our office. We went around and moved what we could, made sure the servers were off the floor, etc.

I just want to go back to bed.

My favorite family dessert is basically raisins in pie crust.

Jesse, I never would have believed we'd be so opposite!

Do a lot of people have Monday off? Man, I could totally use Monday off but noooooo i don't have a holiday until Memorial Day.

I don't have Monday off. Prepare for me to be hating you all. Except lisah.

It's not like "build and ark" level flooding, but a pipe burst in another office somewhere, then leaked into the hall, and is leaking into our office.

Aha. I have so been there, with my history of being employed in some pretty skanky buildings.

I am so tired. I think I might die.

My sisters. I don't have Monday off, either.

I do not have Monday off. Boo no Monday off.