Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 13, 2008 10:30:55 am PST #9261 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He's a defense secretary--his assbruise is ON his shoulders.

Snap!


Kathy A - Feb 13, 2008 10:35:31 am PST #9262 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, connie!!!

I was watching on the National Geographic Channel last night one of those "Seconds from Disaster" shows, about a gas buildup and explosion in San Juan, PR, in the mid-'90s. The big indication that something was up was when the manager of the shoestore with the gas fumes accummulating in his basement storeroom started smelling the gas in the store. He had the Enron gas subsidiary over several times in the week before the explosion, and they kept screwing up their sensors/detection procedures so they dismissed his nose. When the building went up, it killed 33 people, including the manager.


Tom Scola - Feb 13, 2008 10:52:38 am PST #9263 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Best craigslist ad ever.


hippocampus - Feb 13, 2008 10:57:59 am PST #9264 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

ParentHacks has how to make heart-shaped cupcakes in a regular pan: [link]

and also, this blast of amazing hot air: [link]


Jesse - Feb 13, 2008 11:10:24 am PST #9265 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That craigslist ad is, indeed, awesome.

If you were doing a powerpoint presentation, and the title of one of the suggested slides was "Who the [Law] Applies to" would you change it? Is "To Whom the Law Applies" more grammatical or just persnickety?

I would leave it, in a powerpoint.

Happy birthday, connie!


lisah - Feb 13, 2008 11:13:42 am PST #9266 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I feel as if this afternoon will NEVER end. I am so ready to be home sitting on my couch and watching Project Runway.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 13, 2008 11:18:36 am PST #9267 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Connie!

I am currently dealing with people who don't seem to understand that medium resolution scans of Kinkos laserprints are not going to have text as crisp as pages professionally printed in a book. You want magic, go ask the Bicubic Interpolation Fairy!


shrift - Feb 13, 2008 11:30:25 am PST #9268 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I feel as if this afternoon will NEVER end.

It's never going to end. It will go on forever and ever, keeping me from my comfortable bed and my nappy-times.

Although I suppose if the afternoon never ends, I won't have to worry about falling on ice or looking like a gigantic moron on the bus again.


Trudy Booth - Feb 13, 2008 11:31:59 am PST #9269 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My firm has announced they would like all support staff to start accounting for seven hours a day.

Mind you, I do about one hour of billable work per day. One.

The rest of it is multi-tasking in 5 - 20 minute incriments.

head desk head desk head desk

I have got to get out of here.


sarameg - Feb 13, 2008 11:38:22 am PST #9270 of 10001

looking like a gigantic moron on the bus again.

Don't worry, I've got that covered! Just discovered my jeans (which I wore due to the crap weather) are separating at the seam. The center back seam.

At least a) I've been sitting all day and no one has had occasion to look at my butt , b) my underwear is black and c) whenever I've been walking around, I've been wearing my coat which comes to midthigh.