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Vortex - Feb 13, 2008 6:23:48 am PST #9174 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

didn't twist or break anything or pull my poor dog down with me but I have big bruises on my ass and ankle.

Lisa, my ass bruise twin! My ankle escaped unscathed and is now comforting your ankle.


Maria - Feb 13, 2008 6:24:44 am PST #9175 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Uno the beagle is adorable. He was on one of the morning shows today. What a fabulous personality.

sara, ugh. Your job needs to stop stressing you out.

I'm watching the Roger Clemens/Brian McNamee testimony regarding the steriod scandal. They both skeeve me. Clemens is not telling the whole truth, and not doing a very good job of hiding it.

edit: Ouch, Vortex! Not the ass!


Pix - Feb 13, 2008 6:26:34 am PST #9176 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh lisah! I'm so sorry! That sounds very painful.

sara, ugh. Your job needs to stop stressing you out.
What Maria said.


Vortex - Feb 13, 2008 6:27:21 am PST #9177 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

edit: Ouch, Vortex! Not the ass!

oh yes. My entire body weight on my left butt cheek. Luckily, the most padded part of me :)


shrift - Feb 13, 2008 6:28:00 am PST #9178 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It needs to be lunchtime so I can go get a giant mess of Thai food.


lisah - Feb 13, 2008 6:28:14 am PST #9179 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My ankle escaped unscathed and is now comforting your ankle.

That's what she said!

(In my pants! Sounds like my dates!)


hippocampus - Feb 13, 2008 6:30:10 am PST #9180 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

so is it time to play What Country Does Your Ass-Bruise Resemble?

I had one that looked like australia for about 4 months from a tumble down my stairs. Why I ask.


sarameg - Feb 13, 2008 6:35:42 am PST #9181 of 10001

I still am amused by the fact that my dhow-bruise resembled a Lady of Guadalupe Mary.


lisah - Feb 13, 2008 6:36:09 am PST #9182 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

so is it time to play What Country Does Your Ass-Bruise Resemble?

My bruise hadn't formed up by the time I left home this morning and we don't have a full length mirror in the bathroom here. And it's just far enough around the back that I can't get a good look at it.

Huh I just looked at my ankle and there isn't a big bruise there. Maybe that arnica stuff IS magic. It does still hurt though.


lisah - Feb 13, 2008 6:37:02 am PST #9183 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I still am amused by the fact that my dhow-bruise resembed a Lady of Guadalupe Mary.

Dude! Did you make any money off of that? You totally could have.