I just had to staple my pants.
To your chair? To the table? To someone else's pants?
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nutty - Feb 12, 2008 8:44:23 am PST #9011 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Dana - Feb 12, 2008 8:45:02 am PST #9012 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I just had to staple my pants.
That's what she said!
Sorry. I swear that will stop being funny at some point.
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2008 8:47:06 am PST #9013 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I swear that will stop being funny at some point.
Yep. Probably around the same time that lolcats stop being funny.
Dana - Feb 12, 2008 8:49:43 am PST #9014 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
That's the kind of thing that just makes your day extra-special crappy, though. Like getting caught in the rain, or having some asshole almost hit your car.
shrift - Feb 12, 2008 8:50:33 am PST #9015 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You mock my emergency hem! I could have tripped and fallen on ice and died! DEATH BY PANTS.
Dana - Feb 12, 2008 8:51:25 am PST #9016 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Please don't die by pants, shrift!
flea - Feb 12, 2008 8:56:21 am PST #9017 of 10001
information libertarian
I wish I had a pants-stapler and a root.
shrift - Feb 12, 2008 8:57:36 am PST #9018 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
That's the kind of thing that just makes your day extra-special crappy, though.
My day is totally extra-special crappy. I spilled Diet Coke all over myself, the structural integrity of my pants failed to hold, and thanks to Chicago turning into Hoth, my sinuses are in revolt.
Bah.
amych - Feb 12, 2008 8:58:13 am PST #9019 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I wish I had a pants-stapler and a root.
No root 4 u!
Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2008 8:59:17 am PST #9020 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Outing myself as dummy: what is the root thing about? I see it, it seems funny, but I know not what it is.