I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2008 7:12:59 am PST #856 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So where is the birthday girl? ER?

Dear lord I hope not. That would be one sucktastic b-day present, I tell you what.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2008 7:15:23 am PST #857 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Gud, I'm afraid I'm going to have to request that Leif stop recruiting my kids. This morning O.livia climbed up on the counter and created a concoction of olive oil and raw sugar while I was brushing my teeth.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 7:16:45 am PST #858 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

This morning O.livia climbed up on the counter and created a concoction of olive oil and raw sugar while I was brushing my teeth.

I have to wonder what she thought she was going to do with this concoction.

Olivia: Now, if I can just find some kerosene, I think I may have a workable napalm-like substance...where's that brother of mine...?


flea - Jan 04, 2008 7:17:54 am PST #859 of 10001
information libertarian

Now, see, I was thinking body scrub. She has a future as an aesthetician with a bottom like a baby's...


sarameg - Jan 04, 2008 7:17:56 am PST #860 of 10001

This morning O.livia climbed up on the counter and created a concoction of olive oil and raw sugar while I was brushing my teeth.

She was just making a body scrub!

eta: completely an xpost

I could be lisah's complaint proxy today. I'm just fuuuuuull of them. Hrmph.


Gudanov - Jan 04, 2008 7:19:41 am PST #861 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Actually Leif has been pretty nondestructive for awhile. Maybe he's passed the torch, um, so to speak.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2008 7:20:36 am PST #862 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Her brother was off removing the mini memory disc from my mobile phone--which I still haven't found.

Damn, I should have saved that mess and tried it as a body scrub!

I buy paper towels in bulk now.


Laura - Jan 04, 2008 7:20:51 am PST #863 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday, ita! May it be totally pain free.

ita shares a birthday with 3 members of my family. My sister, niece, and a cousin. Fine day for humans.

I'm trying to not think about the election process. It would be much more pleasant for me if it was a 6 week process. My vote in the primary apparently won't count, but it will happen anyway. I think Hillary is still strongly favored in Florida. (don't watch local news)

My GF is a huge Guliani fan. She's a former Brooklyn person. (well, Brooklyn forever really) I told her I just don't understand.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2008 7:25:37 am PST #864 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In more entertaining news, didn't we answer this question already? [link]


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 7:26:34 am PST #865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In more entertaining news, didn't we answer this question already? [link]

Yes. And our answer was so much better....