Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Feb 06, 2008 10:36:21 am PST #7977 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

That works, right? I didn't look it up first.

Bwah

Do you boil everything the baby touches for at least 20 minutes?

oh, man. Wonder how that kid is doing now?


amych - Feb 06, 2008 10:37:11 am PST #7978 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wonder how that kid is doing now?

Happily wallowing in something gooey, I hope.


hippocampus - Feb 06, 2008 10:37:40 am PST #7979 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Happily wallowing in something gooey, I hope.

hosting Dirty Jobs...


shrift - Feb 06, 2008 10:39:33 am PST #7980 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Do you boil everything the baby touches for at least 20 minutes?

That's just craxy. She might as well stick the kid in a plastic bubble and save herself some time.


Kat - Feb 06, 2008 10:39:46 am PST #7981 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nope. But I do use a shopping cart cover when we go shopping (which I made out of flannel with space ships on it. so cute!) and I do use purrell like it's going out of style and I will wipe a cart handle off with an antiseptic wipe before I pick it up.

All of which are things I would have thought were crazy two years ago.

The truth of the matter is that the mother I thought I'd be isn't the mother that I am. Sure I was a perfect relaxed mom before I actually got pregnant and had children.


Kat - Feb 06, 2008 10:40:38 am PST #7982 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

AND I'd love a plastic bubble. Or at least the ones you see in that commercial, where there is a bubble inside another bubble and you can ride around as people push you down hills. That shit looks fun.


sarameg - Feb 06, 2008 10:41:34 am PST #7983 of 10001

That bubble has a totally fun purpose!


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2008 10:41:57 am PST #7984 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All of which are things I would have thought were crazy two years ago.

Do you think the shift is micro-preemie induced, or something you'd have done anyway if you'd gone to term?


hippocampus - Feb 06, 2008 10:42:36 am PST #7985 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

That shit looks fun.

Kat: [link]


shrift - Feb 06, 2008 10:43:19 am PST #7986 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

But I do use a shopping cart cover when we go shopping (which I made out of flannel with space ships on it. so cute!) and I do use purrell like it's going out of style and I will wipe a cart handle off with an antiseptic wipe before I pick it up.

But that doesn't strike me as crazy at all, especially in your situation. I wash my hands immediately after getting off public transit. A shopping cart is just as potentially germy.