I didn't realize Sarah Silverman is dating Jimmy Kimmel. That seems to explain something. Though what precisely I'm not sure.
Her latest career advance?
Snarky, I know... but its like the fifth time.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2008 7:27:45 am PST #6733 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ChiKat - Feb 01, 2008 7:30:16 am PST #6734 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
We have a snow day. I got the call at 5:30, turned off my alarm, and slept till 10.
I am Debet! My first snow day as a teacher, and while I appreciate it, Fridays are my days to not have my 6th graders in the afternoons (they are all in band on Fridays) and I use that time for planning. This means I'll be at work late on Monday catching up.
tommyrot - Feb 01, 2008 7:31:47 am PST #6735 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
January 31, 2008 -- An expert on domestic violence, who has appeared on several national TV shows, was busted for roughing up his wife, Florida officials said yesterday.
Cops near Tampa responded to the home of Dean Tong, 51, after receiving a frantic call from his wife the night of Jan. 21, according to law-enforcement records.
Tong was booked for alleged domestic violence and tampering with a witness. He was released on $1,000 bail.
Tong has appeared as an expert on shows like "Dr. Phil," "48 Hours" and "Nancy Grace."[link]
megan walker - Feb 01, 2008 7:36:02 am PST #6736 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Other than watching the superbowl, what are people doing this weekend?
Not watching the Super Bowl.
bon bon - Feb 01, 2008 7:36:36 am PST #6737 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Shopping for a wedding dress, which I'm not really looking forward to.
flea - Feb 01, 2008 7:37:12 am PST #6738 of 10001
information libertarian
This weekend....
I'm fucking Matt Damon.
bon bon - Feb 01, 2008 7:41:56 am PST #6739 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
flea wins!
msbelle - Feb 01, 2008 7:42:16 am PST #6740 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
bon! exciting (except for the part where it may be a chore) - I totally would volunteer to sidekick (if needed), but I have no mac coverage this weekend.
Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2008 7:42:20 am PST #6741 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'd say Matt Damon wins.
Nutty - Feb 01, 2008 7:44:15 am PST #6742 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The only awkward part is that I'm pretty sure flea is taller than Matt Damon. Then again, it's not like they're going out for a waltz competition.