Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 01, 2008 6:37:43 am PST #6713 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My condolences for your and your gf's loss, Gloomcookie.

Tom, I have every confidence that you'll continue to make progress in therapy. You're a trooper!

Job~ma to meara... hopefully you'll find something better than the one that just evaporated on you.

We got pretty snow yesterday in a very thin blanket, which only messed up the roads for a couple of my not-driving hours and seems to have cleared off now. I did have the very weird sensation of condensation on my kitchen floorboards last night—I've never lived over someone who kept their apartment colder than mine before. (Though I don't think they're in residence all the time, actually.)


Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2008 6:40:01 am PST #6714 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What I am wearing today:

Jeans
Vintage mint Aerosmith Aero Force One tour shirt from 1989 found in evidence room
Raaather eighties eye-makeup (though I could have gone further).
Watermelon lip gloss

This is amusing the shit out of me.


Kathy A - Feb 01, 2008 6:41:22 am PST #6715 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

No! Just restaurants, garbage collection, snow removal, union membership, toll collectors, broadway ushers, illegal gambling, legal gambling, prostitution, strip clubs, auto body repair, window replacement, construction, road repair, federal landscaping contracts, most plumbers, and those shitty sound walls along the highway that don't block sound and keep the snow from melting for a week.

See, in Chicago, those are all controlled by your alderman and/or mayor (through the aldermen), even the illegal gambling. In NYC, the politicians are assisted by the criminals. In Chicago, the politicians are the criminals! And if a criminal is not a politician, he wants to be one for the clout, but can't get elected outright (see: Tony Rezko).


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2008 6:42:46 am PST #6716 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

PZ Myers on his debate with a Creationist:

...He wrote a whole book about "Billions of missing links"! His other book, What Darwin Didn't Know, needs to be retitled in a new edition, What Geoffrey Simmons Doesn't Know. It will be a very large book.

I shouldn't have been surprised at his performance, though. I have a secret: I read part of What Darwin Didn't Know before the show, and knew exactly what kind of creationist I was engaging.

I have to share a few tidbits with you from that hilarious book. It has a chapter titled "Purposeful Design" which purports to list 81 examples of design. He has very low standards. Basically, anything that works is evidence of design.

The mouth, vagina, urethra, and anus are sealed by mucus when not in use and yet can open and close in controlled ways as needs arise.

This is a man who thinks the fact that he isn't drooling and feces aren't dribbling down his leg is a miracle from god. After reading his book, I kind of agree.

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Frankenbuddha - Feb 01, 2008 6:43:27 am PST #6717 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

New England is probably iced over

Not so far. We're due for something, but the temprature is hovering just above freezing, so it's be icky, whatever it is.

Also, count me in the corner that prefers snow to winter rain. Much easier to walk in. Granted, if there are a few more times this winter that I have to dig my car out, I may revise that judgment.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 01, 2008 6:44:13 am PST #6718 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This is a man who thinks the fact that he isn't drooling and feces aren't dribbling down his leg is a miracle from god. After reading his book, I kind of agree.

Ahhaahahahahahahahahaha!!!


Susan W. - Feb 01, 2008 6:47:10 am PST #6719 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

All blue-eyed people share a relatively recent common ancestor: [link]


Sue - Feb 01, 2008 6:48:45 am PST #6720 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I am "working from home" today and for all of next week because they are replacing the carpets are work. Anyway, I just opened a meeting agenda that someone emailed me and it opened up in the Buffied font. Har!

PS - Anyone who wants a game of Scrabulous, come on down!


sumi - Feb 01, 2008 6:51:48 am PST #6721 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

FNL Season 2 dvds - coming out April 22nd!!!


Vortex - Feb 01, 2008 6:56:04 am PST #6722 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My new student worker was born in 1990, people!! I could be his mother, if I'd had sex in my senior year in high school!

I had a student flirting with me at an event last weekend. I just looked at him and thought “If I’d been sluttier in high school, I could be your mother” Turns out that he thought I was another student. Flattering, I suppose.