Here's a joke my high school girlfriend told me:
What did the bag of potato chips say to the battery?
"If you're Eveready I'm Frito-Lay."
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2008 5:21:03 am PST #5976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Jan 29, 2008 5:21:36 am PST #5977 of 10001
They routinely do shit like this. I can't believe they get contracts to build this stuff for other people! Recalls some infamous contracts. Oh, wait.
Nearly 100K employees. Calling a helpline to change their password?
Gudanov - Jan 29, 2008 5:24:41 am PST #5978 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
"If you're Eveready I'm Frito-Lay."
I hear that afterwards the bag looked Ruffled.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2008 5:26:07 am PST #5979 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Ruffles have ridges. For her pleasure."
(sorry)
SuziQ - Jan 29, 2008 5:28:51 am PST #5980 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Ok, I know I love buffistas, but this is getting a bit much.
First you FCM the hokey pokey, now we are porning potato chips?
hippocampus - Jan 29, 2008 5:29:26 am PST #5981 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Yeah, that is suboptimal.
probably someone thinks it's more secure that way.
Laura - Jan 29, 2008 5:32:58 am PST #5982 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
First you FCM the hokey pokey, now we are porning potato chips?
The promise of corset, duct tape, and physics talks lures them in, but the potato chip porn keeps them here.
I voted!
Gudanov - Jan 29, 2008 5:35:41 am PST #5983 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
now we are porning potato chips?
We're just having funyun.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2008 5:36:01 am PST #5984 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I voted!
For f2f location? Oh wait - there's some other election thing going on, right?
Steph L. - Jan 29, 2008 5:36:59 am PST #5985 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So excited by the Farscape news.
What Farscape news? (I swear I didn't skip and skim!)