We get paid on the 5th, which is 5 days after rent is due.
Ouch. Mine's on the 25th, which makes all the difference (and which imo is one of the best nobody-really-thinks-about-it bennies the looniversity does).
If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
Buffy ,'Selfless'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jan 25, 2008 8:19:25 am PST #5442 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jesse - Jan 25, 2008 8:20:05 am PST #5443 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Man, I thought I was having trouble getting shit done this morning, but then I had a burrito for lunch, and all I can think now is naaap!
Kat - Jan 25, 2008 8:23:11 am PST #5444 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I think it's time to start looking for a new job for next year. My thoughts on it are: maybe an elementary classroom instead and one near where Grace is? Maybe a high school classroom? I'm tired of the middle school vibe (where in I am the Bouncer or the Day Care Provider) But mostly, I'm tired of my commute.
Allyson - Jan 25, 2008 8:26:15 am PST #5445 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Los Feliz Elementary!!!
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2008 8:27:33 am PST #5446 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now there's something that doesn't happen every day....
Eyeball accidentally delivered to hotel guest
An eyeball on its way from Queensland, Australia to Hobart for transplant was accidentally delivered to a random hotel guest instead. A spokesperson for the Australian Air Express shipping company stated that the error was a "failure in an internal handover process." The eyeball was recovered and successfully transplanted. From The Courier-Mail:
Hotel worker Gabriel Winner - who requested the name of the hotel not be used - says the agitated guest brought the esky to reception early yesterday morning.
``The guy left.. me with a box with an eyeball in it,'' he said.
``He got the box and signed for it and opened it in the middle of the night.
``I thought this is just too weird. I went and put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do with it. It was more than a little disconcerting.''
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2008 8:28:11 am PST #5447 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I have officially seen it all now: Probably NSFW
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2008 8:30:51 am PST #5448 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have officially seen it all now: Probably NSFW
Huh.
msbelle - Jan 25, 2008 8:31:45 am PST #5449 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
what is wrong with people designers?
Jesse - Jan 25, 2008 8:33:31 am PST #5450 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I work down the hall from the Eye Bank, and every so often you get to ride in the elevator with someone transporting eyes. They're all packaged up, though.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2008 8:35:11 am PST #5451 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have officially seen it all now: Probably NSFW
OK, imagine a picture of that with a cat sitting in it. Now create a LOLCat caption....
I'm in your pussy, being your pussy.
Pussy Cat is watching you....