Although all things considered that's a lot of effort for a night of lovin'. Points for it being adorned with a ribbon; nothing says fun like a pigtailed penis.
You know this makes me want to know the context. Though I suspect that if I get my wish I'll regret it.
Nope, not Hec.
Not male, for that matter.
Then it's Nutty. I was waffling between them.
It was in fact Nutty, yes.
Yeah, I remember that one. We were talking about sheep-intestine condoms, hand-made in the 18th or 19th century, and how ridiculously baroquely they were bound to be decorated (considering how much effort it required to make them at all).
I am a little shocked that Nutty used the word "lovin'", complete with apostrophe.
My method of parsing these quotes isn't working too well.
Dana, you've got to hear the lovin' in a Peter Wimsey accent, not a cowboy one.
Ahhh. Now it makes sense.
Dana, you've got to hear the lovin' in a Peter Wimsey accent, not a cowboy one.
Future candidate for Guess That Buffista!
I was meant to go to work today. I did not. I feel terrible and terrible about it. I'm afraid to look at the e-mail I sent this morning, because I suspect it was in no way coherent.
Christ.