I found an error that has been happening at random for at least 2 years, is unlikely to be fixed and is kinda a doozy.

Remains to be seen if it is my fault. (I didn't write the code, just implemented it.)

I'd really just like to declare the rest of this month done.

We have secretly replaced shrift's caffeinated coffee with decaffeinated haterade. Let's see what happens....

That kind of irresponsible experimentation can be likened to slamming two pieces of subcritical plutonium together to stay warm, or crossing the streams just to see what happens.

In other words: Fine, do it, but stand well back and point it at somebody you don't like.

But the people I need to kill aren't in Plano, Daisy.

Oh, all right. I'll just go eat lunch.

Susan, Hec's dad has broken his nose a few times and described it pretty vividly. I'll ping him (he's got no b.org access at work, but does get mail).

eta: And of course there was Emmett! He said it didn't really hurt after the first minute or so, but there was a spectacular amount of blood.

But the people I need to kill aren't in Plano, Daisy.

They are. You just don't know it yet.

Besides, if you destroy Dallas, you'll destroy the cutest boys ever [link]

Don't destroy the fist of country!

Are you sending the universe positive thoughts?

I am one gigantor ray of negativity today. I am, in fact, planning to destroy Dallas.

oooooooooooooooo! Can I help? It might help me get rid of some of my stored hostility from grading term papers.

We can always destroy the school I teach at. It might be being demolished anyway. We would be doing a public service.

I'm annoyed I missed Torchwood last night. Stupid term papers.

Can I help?

Standing right exactly here!

If we destroy my school we won't harm any of the cute cowboys...

Can I help?

Standing right exactly here!

Then you might want to move a little to your left.

About 600 miles should do it.