This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 16, 2008 4:51:44 pm PST #3781 of 10001

I just tripped over the cat and bashed my arm but good and smashed a glass.

Am I done? Please?


Jesse - Jan 16, 2008 4:54:35 pm PST #3782 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe take tomorrow off and just sit very still.


Strega - Jan 16, 2008 4:57:25 pm PST #3783 of 10001

I think some of my favorites are:

Dr. Zombie and His Little Furry Friends - Robert Sheckley
Lonelyache - Harlan Ellison
(Pretty much anything by Sheckley or Ellison, really.)
Instructions - Bob Leman
Fondly Fahrenheit - Alfred Bester
Nackles - Donald Westlake
The Great Switcheroo - Roald Dahl

Okay, line breaks would help.


meara - Jan 16, 2008 5:00:03 pm PST #3784 of 10001

Ooh, I love that Buffistas can come up with all these short stories they love. Several of the ones mentioned are faves of mine, but many make me want to get out some short story collections I have--Connie Willis has a book with several great ones, and I seem to recall loving a set of Spider Robinson ones too (he can be annoying and cheesy in his longer stuff, often, but I did like the shorts a lot)


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2008 5:00:08 pm PST #3785 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'd been looking for the out-of-print collection of CL Moore's stories

Hec gave me one at the first F2F. t /random Buffista memory

t edit I don't know that it was out-of-print; but it's a collection of CL Moore's Northwest Smith stories.


-t - Jan 16, 2008 5:03:50 pm PST #3786 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Connie Willis has a book with several great ones, and I seem to recall loving a set of Spider Robinson ones too (he can be annoying and cheesy in his longer stuff, often, but I did like the shorts a lot)

Oh, yes, I have to agree with both of those.


sarameg - Jan 16, 2008 5:03:52 pm PST #3787 of 10001

Tomorrow is wintery mix.

I'm torn between taking the car back in and walking in that shit, in case it is something time-consuming and I have to rent a car for the weekend (I have a salon apt I WILL NOT FUCKING MISS) and waiting until Friday or explosion.

I live on a subway line. That goes nowhere near work. Fucking Baltimore public transit.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 16, 2008 6:11:43 pm PST #3788 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What are some of your favorite short stories?

"Come Lady Death" by Peter S. Beagle
"More Light" by James Blish
"The Electric Grandmother" and "Homecoming" by Ray Bradbury (though really, everything of his I remember was great...)
"Lest Levitation Come Upon Us" by Suzette Hayden Elgin
"1408" by Stephen King
"The Events at Poroth Farm" by T.E.D. Klein
"The Call of Chthulhu" by H.P. Lovecraft
"Black God's Kiss" by C.L. Moore
"Ligeia" and "The Fall of the House of Usher" by Edgar Allan Poe


aurelia - Jan 16, 2008 6:11:53 pm PST #3789 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Huh. I guess I don't tend to read short stories. Plays seem to occupy that space for me.


Dani - Jan 16, 2008 6:32:52 pm PST #3790 of 10001
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Best short stories: ANYTHING by Alice Munro. Seriously. Although the whole collection Lives of Girls and Women & her later stories "The Bear Went Over the Mountain" & "The Albanian Virgin" are my personal favourites. She can write a novel in 10,000 words.

Mavis Gallant's "My Heart is Broken" & all of her Paris stories, esp. the collection From the Fifteenth District.

::waves & disappears in a puff of smoke::