Hometown paper. Notorious for some really stinky writing.
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 02, 2008 7:09:56 am PST #363 of 10001
Jesse - Jan 02, 2008 7:15:42 am PST #364 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It would explain some things, though....
Kat - Jan 02, 2008 7:26:00 am PST #365 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
chopsticks from birth! That must make breastfeeding an interesting trick.
The dog just barked and woke up the baby. Would like to strangle the dog now.
OH MY! Did I mention that my alum has a facebook type program of their own. I've spent the last two days looking up people. So weird and oddly fun and random. Everyone is listed, even if you haven't registered. The alumni office just adds whatever info they have on you. So, I can stalk the basketball player I was obsessed with and find out that he works for a place that sells translation devices.
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 7:41:48 am PST #366 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Snake saved after eating golf balls
A snake was saved by surgery in Australia after mistaking four golf balls for a meal of chicken eggs, a veterinarian said Wednesday.
A couple had placed the balls in their chicken coup in New South Wales state to encourage their hen to nest, the Australian Associated Press reported.
But the eggs disappeared. However, the couple found a lumpy-looking carpet python nearby.
They took the 32-inch nonvenomous snake to the nearby Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, where senior veterinarian Michael Pyne operated to remove the balls from the snake's intestine.
The snake was making a speedy recovery, Pyne said.
"Those golf balls weren't moving any further. They were stuck where they were," Pyne said. "If it hadn't been found, it would have died for sure."
Frankenbuddha - Jan 02, 2008 7:47:50 am PST #367 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
A couple had placed the balls in their chicken coup in New South Wales state to encourage their hen to nest, the Australian Associated Press reported.
I read that as chicken soup and got really, REALLY confused.
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 7:49:28 am PST #368 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I read that as chicken soup and got really, REALLY confused.
Heh.
Now I'm picturing a snake stealing chicken soup....
msbelle - Jan 02, 2008 7:52:02 am PST #369 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
guess who is not blocked at her new job?!? YAY!
Also I have an ID and have processed invoices and am learning a system that has not been used before.
Also, I had BK and did ot have to go outside.
so far work has been great.
Jesse - Jan 02, 2008 7:54:10 am PST #370 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, I had BK and did ot have to go outside.
Living the dream!
msbelle - Jan 02, 2008 7:55:58 am PST #371 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I swear to dog, the concourse is going to be my favorite thing EVER.
Susan W. - Jan 02, 2008 7:58:07 am PST #372 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Unless I've been spelling it wrong all my life, isn't it a chicken coop? Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.