Yoiks. I'm sorry for the frustration, Allyson.
Jessica, those eggs look divine.
I survived the Rose Parade. Don't get me wrong. I LOVE the parade. I love the floats. I even love to go and look at the floats (after they are parked in the post parade viewing where you can get up close and personal).  I love the pretty horses and flowers. And I adore making fun of the ugly band outfits and crappy  marching. But I have NO NEED WHATSOEVER to go to the fucking parade and sit in the stand for a long long while. Like maybe a decade.
My highlight?  Walking back in my house. And I had a good time. The Kam school male warriors who were essentially loin clothed?  Go them.  I enjoyed the marching and the floats, even those towed, especially the neat Day of the Dead one and the cool Cal Poly with the diving fish. But I kept mentally ticking off each as they went past and couldn't wait until the end. Too many people for my taste and I like people.
	
 
		
		
 ::waits patiently for the whole ID thing to collapse under the weight of its own absurdity:: 
I'm waiting for them to base Engineering on biblical passages rather than secular learning and try to fly in their cubit measured prayed-together planes.
	
 
		
		
 Suddenly I want to take up smoking.
This is why I prefer to entertain at home. There is always the excuse to go tend to things in the kitchen. Actually I use that one when I am elsewhere too. Sudden need to help clean up stuff or cook.
	
 
		
		
At my mother's, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom. It's the only place they'll leave me alone. 
	
 
		
		
Oh, Ginger.  I shouldn't laugh, but I do.
	
 
		
		
 This probably has something to do with the Kirs also
Nifty ad, Trudy!
Allyson, gah!  I just have to rent a car when I go back now.  Technically because I am torn in so many directions when I visit but also because I need some damned time alone.  I am really sorry that your nephew is picking things up too.  That's terrible to see.
	
 
		
		
 At my mother's, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom. It's the only place they'll leave me alone. 
I'm pretty sure I flossed my teeth when I spent the long weekend in a hotel room with my grandmother.  And I don't floss that often.
	
 
		
		
I'm pretty sure I flossed my teeth when I spent the long weekend in a hotel room with my grandmother. And I don't floss that often.
Does your dentist ever tell you to spend more time with your grandmother?
	
 
		
		
Ha!  If only my dentist knew!  Seriously, I don't think I'll spend another night in a bed with my grandmother.