All of my sibs (and me) were basically breastfed until the next baby came along and kicked us off around age 2-3. My baby brother breastfed until he was close to 4 because there was no new baby to take his place. He's also the smartest one of all of us and will probably cure cancer about half an hour after graduating from college. COINCIDENCE??? (Well, probably yes. But still. Breastfeeding is awesome.)
Plus, if you wanna tease anyone, tease my mom, you know? Not that she deserves it either, but at lest she deserves it a wee bit more than me.
Heh - true!
(We don't tease Baby Bro about it at family gatherings, but only because we tease him instead about being the most enormously fat baby of all time. We used to call him Gorgo the Babysaur. He grew up tall & skinny though - it's like he gained all the weight he was ever going to by the age of 3 and then just kept growing up and up and up.)
All these uncles sound sort of mean
My uncles aren't at all! And they all would have been really young at the time (my youngest uncle is only 7 years older than me). I think what they said was actually an affectionate "what a weird little kid you are" but it was MORTIFYING to me.
Proof that I'm not all about the icky links: [link]
Oh, um... huh. How 'bout that....
Tacos sound good. Almost as good as a burrito.
All these uncles sound sort of mean
My uncle IS kind of mean. This X-mas, however, he was making fun of my other uncle for a) having shorter hair and looking like a Republican and b) having a job that he likened to being a hooker (NotMean!uncle is a certified massage therapist, which he became after retiring from the post office)
Oh man the AP account of snow falling in Baghdad for the first time in living memory just made me cry. (Mostly due to the quote from
The Dead
in the last line.)
Tacos minus 40 minutes.
Oh, this means I am at Fish Fry minus 40 minutes!
Yay
I combat it by telling myself that the chances are no one else remembers it.
It would be easier for me to believe if Nanci Griffith hadn't mentioned for two years in a row that someone fell into the koi pond at one of her concerts.
Gorgo the Babysaur
Oh My God. Is it wrong that this is the funniest thing ever to me? Or just a sign of it being Friday?
