Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 10, 2008 6:42:27 pm PST #2370 of 10001

I have words that keep fucking up, but anyway... I've been giving Grace to my friends here, and if it is any measure, she's well loved by them and I can only hope it travels contra-me-whatever (not like I ever wondered. Sheesh.)


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2008 6:44:20 pm PST #2371 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sorry that your mother's leaving too, Kat, but it's lovely that Grace got such quality time with her.

I've been put on these painkiller patches, and they're not quite sticky enough. One just slipped off in the shower, and I'm not sure if I reapply it, or toss it and start a new one. I don't remember that in the instructions.


sarameg - Jan 10, 2008 6:45:39 pm PST #2372 of 10001

Sit on it? Shit. I don't know either!

Laptop screen working again. Freaky!!


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2008 6:49:27 pm PST #2373 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know what's good in a totally bad way? Lightly toasted bread with unsalted butter and a sprinkle of bacon salt.


tommyrot - Jan 10, 2008 6:53:15 pm PST #2374 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A great Onion editorial by Jimmy Carter: [link]

Funny because it's true.

Oh, what's that I hear? The weather's all screwy? You got a global warming problem? Boo-fucking-hoo! I was telling you morons to turn off your lights and unplug all your shit at night to conserve energy in 19-fuckin'-75, for chrissake. Gee, I wonder what woulda happened if we'd all switched to solar power like I fucking did back when we had a fucking chance to do something about it. Think we'd still be sucking Saudi Arabia's dick like a five-dollar whore? I sure as fuck didn't get no fancy Oscar for that little spiel, though, did I? No. But Al Gore, that cum-sucking pig, steals the shit from me and now he's the greatest thing since Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich.

Well, he can lick my asshole right after George W. Bush, that fuck.

But the whole thing is great.


Cass - Jan 10, 2008 7:11:20 pm PST #2375 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You know what's good in a totally bad way? Lightly toasted bread with unsalted butter and a sprinkle of bacon salt.
I think I need bacon salt. A lot.


JenP - Jan 10, 2008 7:20:03 pm PST #2376 of 10001

I had no idea that Americans didn't know Frances is a girl's name

I think it's partly a generational thing, too. I know the difference, and I'm sure I learned things like that from my parents somehow, who were both born in the late '20s in America.

I have got to get me some bacon salt. Stat. (I am unsurprised that I am one with Cass in that.)

ETA: And with that, I'm for bed. G'night.


beth b - Jan 10, 2008 7:32:11 pm PST #2377 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I really want bacon salt


Atropa - Jan 10, 2008 7:35:26 pm PST #2378 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You know what's good in a totally bad way? Lightly toasted bread with unsalted butter and a sprinkle of bacon salt.

Oooooh. That sounds really really good. Dear self, you aren't hungry. No really, you're not. You just had dinner about an hour ago, so you don't need bacon salt toast.


Pix - Jan 10, 2008 7:43:18 pm PST #2379 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My gram's name is Frances, Burrell, so it makes me think happy thoughts.

Gram named my mom Eunice. Mom says could have been worse--Gram originally wanted to name her Wanda Hope. So not kidding.

Also, I think I'm getting a cold. Feh.