There's a bar in Madison where you can get a beer in a boot. A nice glass boot.
The rugby team had a glass boot that the Man of the Match had to drink out of all night (probably held two quarts). They had to keep buying new ones because it kept getting left in cabs and whatnot.
I'm pretty sure my college rugby team just drank out of their actual shoes.
This is actually the first time when ita's link made me nauseous.
AAAGGGGGGHHHHHH, my eyes. Hell, my boobs hurt just thinking about it. Why whyyyyyyyyyyy?
And, most importantly, how to rustle up some amnesia after seeing that?
When will you people learn?
Somewhere in this, there's an opportunity for a pun about 'what's the point' but I'm too nauseous to try for it.
Eh, that wasn't so bad. Looked like prunes under monicles.
Or perhaps I still haven't gotten over reading the description of Two Girls One Cup, and nothing else can seem scarifying in light of that.
When will you people learn?
I am kinda thinking ... never. Because I blithely clicked without a worry. And, really, we should know better.
Its like, if ita has to suffer we
all
have to suffer.
(which you gotta respect a little)
Its like, if ita has to suffer we all have to suffer.
Yeah, but ita goes and looks for this shit!
It's like ita's an explorer and she always comes back and says something like "Hey, guys, I found malaria! Want some?" And like dumbasses we always say "Hell, yeah, gimme some of that!"
ita...just once go and find the Lost City of Gold, or the Buried Temple of Awesome, okay?