"That can't be right...Junior's into latex costume play not lemurs..."
"Well, we've been finding with recent freshman classes a small amount of overlap between the two."
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 7:54:40 am PST #1817 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Jan 09, 2008 7:56:32 am PST #1818 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Woot! I get to travel for work next week and stay with my parents.
Miracleman - Jan 09, 2008 8:01:05 am PST #1819 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Phone: *Ring*
Me: C'mon. I'm really not in the mood.
Phone: *Since when has that had anything to do with anything ever? Ring.*
Me: Cut me a break?
Phone: *Let me think about it. Ring.*
Fuckcake O' the Day: Hello, my name is Fuckcake of The Day.
Me: Okay.
FCOtD: That's spelled "F-U-C-K-C-A-K-E O apostrophe T-H-E D-A-Y.
Me: ...okay.
FCOtD: I used to work for you guys at the "Fuckcakery of Wayne".
Me: Okay.
FCOtD: That's in Wayne.
Me: Would you mind if I put you on hold for a moment? I sprained my eyes rolling them just now and I'm stuck staring at the back of my eye-sockets.
Pix - Jan 09, 2008 8:03:09 am PST #1820 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh dear. I teach a couple of classes, and what are you people doing while I'm gone? F-C-Ming Homer. You do realize that I am going to be thinking about this the entire time I try to teach these stories, right? Evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.
Vortex - Jan 09, 2008 8:03:10 am PST #1821 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
MM, are you sure that FCOD wasn't from Baltimore/Reisterstown? Cause that sounds an awful lot like my phone call, with the spelling and everything.
Cass - Jan 09, 2008 8:10:32 am PST #1822 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You do realize that I am going to be thinking about this the entire time I try to teach these stories, right?YES!
Evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.We do our best.
Miracleman - Jan 09, 2008 8:11:36 am PST #1823 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
MM, are you sure that FCOD wasn't from Baltimore/Reisterstown? Cause that sounds an awful lot like my phone call, with the spelling and everything.
Yeah, I thought it was funny that I got that call right after I read your post.
But, no. This woman is in Wayne. Which is in Wayne.
Pix - Jan 09, 2008 8:12:10 am PST #1824 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
We should introduce them!
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:12:12 am PST #1825 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, no. This woman is in Wayne. Which is in Wayne.
Which happens to be very close to Wayne.
hippocampus - Jan 09, 2008 8:17:02 am PST #1826 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
We do our best.
what are you teaching next? we could move on to romantic poets...