I just half-heard a news report about a little boy (10?) who glued his hand to his bed so he wouldn't have to go back to school after the winter holiday. Industrial glue. Took a while to get him loose.

The worst part is that after they got him loose they made him go to school!

I better not let Emmett see about the industrial glue trick.

Though he only had a half day today because he went home with his earache.

I've had a Dutch baby! My sister made it for me. I think she made it for me maybe...three times. Very tasty though.

all my sister ever made for me was a dutch oven.

Wow, y'all are maddeningly, impressively prolifict. I get buisy for a few days and when I come back there's like 1250 new Natter. How do I find out what the highlights are?

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Bobby would try the glue thing. They don't quite appreciate that my getting up a 6ish and hauling their butts out of bed and driving them to school isn't a picnic either. Rethinks the home school thing. Nope, not a good plan either.

Well, today is not Monday (so far). So it's got that going for it.

Pretty much the only thing it does have going for it so far, aside from the nice warm weather. Guess this would be the January thaw.

Today sucks so much worse than Monday, since I got a total of about four hours of sleep last night.

For about 45 seconds when I first woke up this mrning, I was convinced it was Saturday.

Reality can bite me.

That crazy lifesize portrait wedding cake was on the local news last night. And one of the reporters made the head in the freezer for the first anniversary joke.

A scientist in New Zealand has published a paper saying that we should take seriously the possibility that the universe is a virtual reality simulation.

But if that's the case, why am I still at work?